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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away - Do's and Don'ts, from Dating to Death (Hardcover)
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Discovery Miles 4 380
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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away - Do's and Don'ts, from Dating to Death (Hardcover)
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Loot Price R438
Discovery Miles 4 380
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From the world-renowned agony aunts of award-winning podcast 'Dear
Joan and Jericha' comes an unputdownable bible of sex and
relationship advice on how to find, satisfy and maintain a husband,
from dating right up until you or hubby pass away. We dedicate this
tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of
performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it
was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our
wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today. As
much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles,
we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious
slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have
written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response,
gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow
connected. These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous
spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being
vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time.
To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart,
knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because
you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots
mating in yesterday's apple'. What we offer here is a lifeline, a
service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA.
Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity
to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full
English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your
bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way,
lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty. With kind regards, Joan
Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)
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