'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds
of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There
are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor
has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the
gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool
speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you
not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in
self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All
things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will
have you rolling in the corridors with laughter. A hilarious
collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.
SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate:
to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in
shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?
A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will
meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door.
General
Imprint: |
Robson Books Ltd
|
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom |
Series: |
Classic Clangers |
Release date: |
October 2000 |
First published: |
2000 |
Authors: |
Vincent Shanley
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Dimensions: |
198 x 130 x 13mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback
|
Pages: |
185 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-86105-333-6 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
Humour collections & anthologies
|
LSN: |
1-86105-333-9 |
Barcode: |
9781861053336 |
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