There's nothing they hate more than bad home decor, cheap vodka, and men who take off their shirts but shouldn't ("especially" when those things happen all at once ). They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same, bitching about Prop 8 and lamenting the sad fact that Bradley Cooper is straight. A day without Bravo TV, disco music, frantic texting, and just the right designer clothes makes them want to off themselves.

Well, it's not quite that extreme, but it's definitely "Stuff that Makes a Gay Heart Weep."

In this laugh-out-loud guide to the dislikes of millions, the author shows in 150 succinct entries that it's just not fair for Caucasians to have all the fun You are invited to kick back, pour yourself a Ketel One on the rocks, and get lost in the bitchiest bitch-fest west of the West Village and this side of the Castro.