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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Because your dad thinks he's hilarious (Hardcover): Ian Allen The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes - Because your dad thinks he's hilarious (Hardcover)
Ian Allen 1
R269 R199 Discovery Miles 1 990 Save R70 (26%) Ships in 10 - 15 working days

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that, it'll only encourage him!

Dad Dancing - A Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere (Hardcover): Ian Allen Dad Dancing - A Guide for Embarrassing Dads Everywhere (Hardcover)
Ian Allen 1
R211 R157 Discovery Miles 1 570 Save R54 (26%) Ships in 10 - 15 working days

It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals. Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.

The Strangest Cricket Quiz Book (Paperback): Ian Allen The Strangest Cricket Quiz Book (Paperback)
Ian Allen 1
R145 R116 Discovery Miles 1 160 Save R29 (20%) Ships in 5 - 10 working days

All the fun of Portico's bestselling Strangest series, now in quiz form! Test your cricket knowledge with this handy book, packed with fun and challenging quiz questions based around the weirdest events from more than a century of cricketing history. Quiz categories include: Freak weather conditions Bad ball behaviour Streakers Time for tea The Ashes Cricket's great eccentrics Village green shenanigans Cricket quotations Whether you're testing your friends, practising for pub quizzes or just reading it in an armchair, this book will take your cricket knowledge to a whole new level.

365 Reasons to be Proud to be a Dad - The Greatest Dad Moments in History (Hardcover): Ian Allen 365 Reasons to be Proud to be a Dad - The Greatest Dad Moments in History (Hardcover)
Ian Allen 1
R218 R164 Discovery Miles 1 640 Save R54 (25%) Ships in 10 - 15 working days

Being a dad is a 365-day job. Let this nifty little book help you along the way, with a hilarious dad-related fact for every day of the year. Discover how 26 August is the anniversary of the car you probably learned to drive in, and stroke your smooth chin thoughtfully as you learn that 13 May is the day the electric shaver was invented. Find out when and where the first piece of flatpack furniture was invented (Ancient Greece, no less, and it was more of a temple than a wardrobe...), and, on 19 November, remember that there's always a more incompetent parent than you as you recall the day a certain baby boy was dangled off a balcony. Packed with stories of dad derring-do, this book is the perfect buy for any dad you know, or someone who's about to become one. Word count: 35,000

The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2 - Because Your Dad Still Thinks He's Hilarious (Hardcover, New Edition): Ian... The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2 - Because Your Dad Still Thinks He's Hilarious (Hardcover, New Edition)
Ian Allen
R268 R198 Discovery Miles 1 980 Save R70 (26%) Ships in 10 - 15 working days

What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can't keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you've ever heard. And we've gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2 is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh - or, more likely, a groan - with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000

Dad Dancing - and Other Embarrassing Dad Behaviour (Hardcover): Ian Allen Dad Dancing - and Other Embarrassing Dad Behaviour (Hardcover)
Ian Allen 1
R165 R132 Discovery Miles 1 320 Save R33 (20%) Ships in 5 - 10 working days

It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals. Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.

Bad Dad Jokes - Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are (Hardcover): Ian Allen Bad Dad Jokes - Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They Are (Hardcover)
Ian Allen 1
R270 R200 Discovery Miles 2 000 Save R70 (26%) Ships in 10 - 15 working days

What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. Which athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.

Dad Disasters - When Dads Go Bad (Hardcover): Ian Allen Dad Disasters - When Dads Go Bad (Hardcover)
Ian Allen
R260 R208 Discovery Miles 2 080 Save R52 (20%) Out of stock

Disasters are terrible things: the sinking of the Titanic, the crash of the Hindenburg, the collapse of the Tay Bridge, etc. - not funny at all. But Dad Disasters are a completely different kettle of fishfingers. From DIY debacles to motoring mishaps, your typical Dad is highly skilled in putting his foot in it in a variety of hilarious ways. Dad Disasters contains a wealth of stories from around the world illustrating the daft things Dads can get up to without even trying, and the disastrous situations famous Dads have created. Plus, a collection of the silliest things ever done by ordinary Dads to put their own stamp on family history. And, of course, no book for Dads would be complete without a sprinkling of jokes old and new about dopey Dads and their travails. Whether the Dad in your life is a seasoned veteran with all the campaign medals or a terrified new recruit who still doesn't which way up the baby goes, this is the perfect book for him.

Ian Allen - Nova's Lounge (CD): Ian Allen Ian Allen - Nova's Lounge (CD)
Ian Allen
R244 Discovery Miles 2 440 Out of stock
One Health - The Theory and Practice of Integrated Health Approaches (Hardcover, 2nd edition): Jakob Zinsstag, Esther... One Health - The Theory and Practice of Integrated Health Approaches (Hardcover, 2nd edition)
Jakob Zinsstag, Esther Schelling, Lisa Crump, Maxine Whittaker, Marcel Tanner, …
R3,149 R2,991 Discovery Miles 29 910 Save R158 (5%) Out of stock

One Health, the concept of combined veterinary and human health, has now expanded beyond emerging infectious diseases and zoonoses to incorporate a wider suite of health issues. Retaining its interdisciplinary focus which combines theory with practice, this new edition illustrates the contribution of One Health collaborations to real-world issues such as sanitation, economics, food security and vaccination programmes. It includes more non-infectious disease issues and climate change discussion alongside revised case studies and expanded methodology chapters to draw out implications for practice. Promoting an action-based, solutions-oriented approach, One Health: The Theory and Practice of Integrated Health Approaches highlights the lessons learned for both human and animal health professionals and students.

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