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The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes
inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS:
Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite
vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because
their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed
full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft
fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for
every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a
full-color insert! (c) 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB.
MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of
Mojang Synergies AB.
a Laugh and whole world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
For this brave old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble
enough of its own.a - Ella Wheeler Wilcox Colin McAllister was born
in 1942 in Sao Paulo, Brazil but has lived in St Andrews since
1955. He was educated at the Abbey School, Fort Augustus and at St
Andrews University, where he graduated with MA Honours in Political
Economy and Geography. For 28 years he taught Economics and related
subjects at Dundee College. He was Captain of the New Golf Club of
St Andrews in 1999 and President of St Andrews Burns Club from 2005
to 2007. Golf is his main hobby, but other interests include
Scottish history, the Gaelic language, economics and politics, good
wine and malt whisky, and foreign travel. He published But Does It
Scan? in 2008, Can I Scan? in 2012 and It's Quite Unscanny in 2016.
The Art of David Olenick 2023 Wall Calendar features twelve of
Olenick's quirky and cute illustrations-with witty takes on
everyday situations and objects. Food that talks! Pets in need of
an attitude adjustment! Unhappy cookware! Disgruntled cutlery! This
chortle-worthy content is sure to brighten each moment of your
year. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Printed on FSC
certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for
September-December 2022 Spans January-December 2023 Generous grid
space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world
holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time All
new puntastic artwork!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! What are dad
jokes? Short, simple one-liners that are fairly clean. Anyone can
tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. Now The World's
Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here and inside
you'll find: - More puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever
that are sure to get eyes rolling - Hundreds of dad jokes that will
make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with
clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're
good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out
of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect
gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure
to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.
These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling
very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you
tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been
renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's
telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or
it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin
with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes
to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is
full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare
say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably
make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of
jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into
proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that, it'll only
encourage him!
My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was
broken. I couldn't turn it down. What's black and white and bad all
over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap
wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this
book will make you cry until you laugh.
Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy
Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the
bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious .
. .) Have you ever noticed when you're out to dinner and your dad
takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke?
Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering
roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things
simply lying around the house? If you answered "yes" to any of the
following, you're not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad
interactions and the core of every dad's persona. This comedic
compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads
can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling.
Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the
restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear
about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. What did the
judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the
court. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An
irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad
Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most
"punny" guy in the room.
The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch
of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. With
cringeworthy gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud
Edition is the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays,
Christmastime and beyond. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad
jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with nearly 6
million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit
Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and
the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own
zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his
career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original
platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen
platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page
@Pubity with over 31 million followers. This is his sixth book.
Resign yourself to the great resignation and just say "bye." BYE, I
Quit is a blend of satire and encouragement to help you find
meaning and humor to get through the workday. If you have had a
recent epiphany about quitting your job or know someone who has,
this fully illustrated, meme-worthy guidebook offers the
inspiration needed to keep your chin up and tap into what really
matters in life. (Spoiler: it's not your job). Sample entries
include: Affirmations that you are more than just your job
Meditations to keep you focused during your 8 a.m. meeting A
flowchart to determine if you should send that passive-aggressive
email Mantras for when you're burnt out Humorous illustrations of
all the little things that bug you at work (seafood in the
microwave, anyone?) Step-by-step guides for getting motivated or
having a really good Friday Inspirational quotes to help you
connect to your true passion and purpose Equal parts hopeful and
snarky-okay, fine, it's actually mostly snarky-BYE, I Quit is a
great source of inspiration (snarkspiration!) for anyone who dreams
of quiet quitting or leaving their job altogether and finding the
elusive work-life balance. Also perfect for anyone who just can't
stand the hours of nine to five anymore.
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A modern, feminist take on the classic joke book to amuse and
empower women. If a tree falls in a forest and only a woman is
around to hear it, does it make a sound? We’ll never know. The
male forest ranger said it was a “she said, tree said”
situation. Four comedy writers flip the script on outdated, sexist
joke formats while delivering sharp commentary about the everyday
sexism women and people of marginalized genders face. Building off
their viral McSweeney’s piece, the book arms readers with
humorous ammunition to deliver pointed blows to workplace
underminer Gregs and Neanderthal Uncle Larrys, or to share with
their aggrieved girlfriends. A cutting satire of the old-fashioned
sexist joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation
of a tired form.
The perfect holiday stocking stuffer or gag gift for anyone on your
list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad
jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter
punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or
roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the
daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday
Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the
ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful
funny gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, stepdads, or
any pun lover! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter
festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including
knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A:
Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and
lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve
is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld
Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll
be round."
Child: Dad, I'm hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I'm Dad! Celebrate the
sense of humour that's so bad it's great with this ultimate
collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible
that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all - it's
sure to make you laugh and cry.
The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips,
and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling. Why do
melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The Brick of Dad
Jokes is an eye-rolling, groan-inducing collection of hundreds of
jokes for the dad joke aficionado in your life. This book is
jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so
bad, they're good. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's
heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his
repertoire, for better or worse.
Gaming just got a whole lot funnier. What was the console gamer's
New Year’s resolution? 1280x720. Why did Frogger cross the road?
Because after an hour and a half you’ve finally completed the
level. Why would a grown-up want to play Pokémon Go? Wynaut? This
is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn’t just a battery
type, you don’t need scissors to do some crafting and that you
don’t have to go outdoors to try camping. *Parental guidance:
Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*
THE NEW COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES
Q: What do cars spread on their toast? A: Traffic jam. The hit
Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with an all-new batch of
hilarious dad jokes to share with friends and family. Back by
popular demand, with hundreds of gags for every occasion, Dad
Jokes: The Priceless Edition is the perfect gift for Father's Day,
birthdays, Christmastime and beyond. @DadSaysJokes is a
community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter,
with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of
author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their
jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in
his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started
his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original
platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen
platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page
@Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his fifth book.
Another year, another set of exams and another round of
well-meaning students to provide us with our textbook mix of wisdom
and wisecracks. Bursting with yet more crazy and creative thinking,
this book showcases an all-new selection of test paper answers,
from hilarious misunderstandings to breathtaking ingenuity.
As an openly gay comic, Bob Smith broke barriers with an appearance on "The Tonight Show." Now Smith offers up his own original, whine-free perspective on being grown up and gay.In OPENLY BOB, the acclaimed comedian candidly, and humorously, tackles issues facing grown-up gays as they make their place in an overwhelmingly straight society. From bringing your boyfriend home to your father's funeral, to being the only gay couple at a family wedding, to surviving couples counseling, Smith's decidedly wry spin on the events of our lives resonates with keen observation and hilarious truth."So Mom says to me on the phone, 'Just because you're coming home for your father's funeral doesn't mean we can't have fun!'"Sex education, meteor showers, lesbian ventriloquist dummies, fleamarket shopping, body piercing, pot -smoking drag queens, environmental correctness, Judgment Day, Samuel Beckett, Newt Gingrich, Coco Chanel, Sigmund Freud--nothing and no one escapes Smith's incisive eye in this very human collection of comic essays.
From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes
a "funny...geezer-licious" (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts)
collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory
loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more--a
perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were.
Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did
this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal
with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality?
Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention
cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it's dealing
with doctors, dating in one's seventies, or unexpected bodily
changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to
face with a smile of recognition. That's why Die Laughing is the
perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant
birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with
a six or higher.
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