"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage,
otherwise known as 'citing facts, ' is the spice of life. When I
see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging
and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly
alive."
So begins "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans," Ann
Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous
book to date.
Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament
thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course,
practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce
Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting
that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.
Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies
and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive
collection of Coulterisms, "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be
Republicans" includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by
Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is
Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you'll read
Coulter's take on:
- Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road
moderate and the rest of you are crazy."
- Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president,
which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton
administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of
under it."
- The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over
the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take
it. Rape it. It's yours.'"
- Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the
pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna
video."
- Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased
about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a
summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know
it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody!
Women and children first!"
- Gun control: "Mass murderers apparently can't read, since they
are constantly shooting up 'gun-free zones.'"
- Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton's library is the first one to ever
feature an Adults Only section."
- Illegal aliens: "I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do
the jokes that no one else will do."
"If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans" is a must-have
for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.
"From the Hardcover edition."
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