Everyone loves wordplay! This collection of more than eight hundred
quips and pun-filled anecdotes will have your friends in stitches!
Classics and new inventions fill these pages with humor and wit.
Divided into chapters according to theme-animals, celebrities,
careers, food, and so on-there's a pun for every occasion! Author
Gary Blake dares you not to snicker at his contrivances: Two silk
worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Davy Crockett had three
ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier. A backwards
poet writes inverse. Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses. Like
tavern owners, ballet dancers make most of their money at the
barre. Horses in the movies only have bit parts. Why does the Pope
travel so much? Because he's a roamin' Catholic. Absinthe makes the
heart grow fonder. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and
mean your mother. Eve was the first person to eat herself out of
house and home. I used to work in a blanket factory, but the
company folded. The calendar thief only got twelve months. A great
gift or coffee table book, there's no time like the present to
order a copy of Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? for the
word-twisting, pun-loving humorist in your life.
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