A PARODY OF THE BELOVED FANTASY DOORSTOP... ER, SAGA
In the land of the Eight (or was it Six?) Kingdoms--where the
seasons last as long as a series of bestselling Tolkien-esque
novels--trouble is brewing. The mud is growing muddier, the onions
are rotting, the Wall to the North (or is it the South?) is
melting, and Lord Barker of Summerseve is getting worried. His wife
is addicted to Godsweede, his King is too fat to fit into his
armor, and the foreshadowing is out of control. All in all, not the
position you want to be in when Summer is coming.
From this world of outdoor fornication with horse-people (and
indoor fornication with blood relatives) comes an epic story of
novella proportions. Amid plots and counterplots, power-hungry
warriors and overworked ravens, poor reception and no wireless, the
future of the Barkers, their BFFs, and their enemies dangles in the
balance, as each strives to survive long enough to appear in at
least two of the sequels.
"His teeth might be wooden, but his prose is not."
---J.R.R. Madison
George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: "A Game of Groans"
was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by
any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the
Song of Ice and Fire books or the "Games of Throne" television
program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence
R. R. Darrow.
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