MOTHBALLED London has been awarded the 2012 Olympic Games, but
preparations are not going to plan. There is an immediate
requirement for an expensive, indoor training facility, but times
are tough, and money does not grow on trees. The problem could be
solved by a generous act of selflessness, from the European
Community.......motivated by a desire to keep under wraps, recent
illegitimate funding, of French agriculture. Better still, Milton
Pigden, an entrepreneurial Developer, with all the right
connections, is aware of a piece of land that will be ideal for the
development......and he's well connected with its owners, the
international consumables manufacturer, Oswald and Parker. The O
& P Company even have the right men on hand to ensure the
project will be a redoubtable success; Paul Silverman their local
Chief Executive, has years of business experience, and allowing
that he can keep his alcoholism and penchant for the fairer sex
under control, will be just the man for the job. Better still, he
can be assisted by O & P's workaholic Export Manager, Melvyn
Garratt, who appears to have most of his phobia's and neurosis, in
check, these days.....and Simon Chang, a man with a big heart, and
small understanding of English, whose father owns a slice of the
Company. Problem solved then? Well possibly, but we should remember
that the proposed site is perilously close to the infamous Newhall
Wood Estate, the home of the ultra right wing, English Assembly
political party........and not forget that the recent escalation of
violence, as street gangs vie for control of the local drug
trade......... and bear in mind that the Moslem community, is still
outraged at the rejection of their offer, to buy the land and build
a super mosque? I suppose we should also not forget, that
construction work could prove unsettling for a timid resident of
the wood, the elusive Carriage Clock moth......and that disruption
of this type is not likely to be welcomed by the resident Gypsy
community, led by the redoubtable Shamus Duffin. These problems
will all need to be addressed, as will a question that has remained
unanswered for too long.....why is Oswald and Parkers number one
best seller, the Chixta cracker, so popular with teenagers? O &
P have not failed to recognise the importance of the project, and
assigned their two top guns to oversee completion. Malcolm Irving
and Brian Hopwood don't know the meaning of the word
failure......... and nor does their Special Services associate,
Raymond Richards. Just as well really; With the Olympics just round
the corner we wouldn't want there to be any mistakes, would we?
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