Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . .
Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling,
blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it
will be that most wondrous time of the year
That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror
Yes, Christmas is on its way--and all the little boys and ghouls
are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding
body parts. You'd better watch out Santa Claws is coming to
town--and he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . .
and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti
In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a
peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most
soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the
decomposing. Holiday favorites such as "I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa
Claus," "Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally," and "We Three
Spleens" are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering,
shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be.
So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your
voices in song And sing loudly--to drown out all the screaming.
General
Imprint: |
William Morrow Paperbacks
|
Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
October 2009 |
First published: |
November 2009 |
Authors: |
Michael P Spradlin
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Dimensions: |
191 x 127 x 6mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback
|
Pages: |
96 |
ISBN-13: |
978-0-06-195643-0 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
Parodies & spoofs
|
LSN: |
0-06-195643-0 |
Barcode: |
9780061956430 |
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