Why you need to buy RICKLES' Book immediately:
RICKLES' BOOK will help you win friends and influence people.
RICKLES' BOOK will introduce you to all of his famous friends, from Frank Sinatra to Johnny Carson.
RICKLES' BOOK will help you lose weight.
RICKLES' BOOK will help you gain weight.
RICKLES' BOOK will improve your love life.
RICKLES' BOOK will make you cry. (If your love life doesn't improve.)
RICKLES' BOOK will make you laugh. (If your love life does improve.)
RICKLES' BOOK will make you love one of the great Americans of our time, Don Rickles.
RICKLES' BOOK will give you something to talk about at parties. (If you're ever invited to parties.)
RICKLES' BOOK, along with the Bible and War and Peace, will grace your bookshelf and upgrade your literary status.
RICKLES' BOOK will keep you up at night.
RICKLES' BOOK will put you to sleep at night.
RICKLES' BOOK will make you rich. (If you treasure great humor.)

Along with collected letters of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Thomas Jefferson and Wendell Willkie, "Rickles' Letters" illustrates the power of eloquent correspondence and offers universal wisdom for the ages. For example:

RICKLES TO MRS. LINCOLN: "Sorry you had problems at Ford's Theatre last night, but could you get me a couple of aisle tickets for the Saturday matinee?"

RICKLES TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Lose the cigar. It's hard enough to understand you without it."

RICKLES TO CLINT EASTWOOD: "How many guys could do a movie about Iwo Jima from the Japanese point of view? I got nervous; I thought you were going to let them win "

RICKLES TO SANTA CLAUS: "Kiss my jingle bells."

RICKLES TO PRESIDENT CARTER: "Forget your hammers and nails and Habitat House and read my book."

RICKLES TO QUEEN ELIZABETH: "Is it true your husband has a day job working at a sword factory?"

RICKLES TO BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "Cousin Herbie was doing great selling candles until you came up with the stupid idea of flying a kite."

RICKLES TO MAYOR BLOOMBERG: "What do I have to do to get a cab around here?"