Have you ever had the desire to quit your boring-ass job and do something epic like travel the country in an RV? Have you ever wanted to give your family a once-in-a-lifetime adventure they will remember forever? Have you ever wanted to live in a trailer with sixteen square foot bathroom? If you answered "YES " to any of these questions, this is the book for you Jason Robillard, author of "The Barefoot Running Book" and "Never Wipe Your Ass with a Squirrel," and his wife Shelly quit their high school teacher jobs to travel the country as barefoot ultrarunner hobos. They spent three years living in a thirty-four foot RV with their three small children and niece. Jason documents their travels and initiates frank discussions about the many pros and cons of this truly unorthodox lifestyle. Jason covers topics like managing the stinkiness of "black water," how to prepare meals in a kitchen that could fit in a bath tub, and how to effectively have sex in a "house" the shakes mercilessly. No topic is taboo in this honest and occasionally explicit account of one family's grand adventure.

The Squirrel Wipe project is an unorthodox primer to the adventurous world of trail running and ultramarathons by ultrarunner and author of 'The Barefoot Running Book' Jason Robillard. The tips provided throughout the book range from practical to weird as Robillard sets out to teach others how to run ridiculously long distances through the wilderness based on his endless self-experimentation. This book goes where no other ultrarunning book dares by covering topics like testicle shaving and methods to get rid of annoying training partners. This book replicates a drunken conversation at a local pub versus the stuffy academic "how-to" tone of other similar titles.