I'm Celibate...Get Me Out Of Here! is the hysterically funny, true story of Jo Elliott, a solvent, successful and single 30-something from London who's looking for her ideal man. Having explored all the traditional avenues, she reluctantly looks at a dating website. "Oh god. That's for freaks and weirdos!", she declares, before signing up. This book is a frank, fiesty, laugh out loud account of Jo's subsequent encounters. She tells it like it is - and it ain't pretty! From a never ending succession of messages from men with fake pictures and names like Big_Cock_4U, to dull dates with blokes who've lied about everything (especially their height). Not to mention custard pies and the angry wife she didn't know existed. Hilarious REAL emails Jo received show how digital-cupid can get it SO wrong, but equally how easy it is to fall in love with someone you've never even met over the keyboard.

Way, way down in deepest, darkest Devon lives a very special rabbit and his large family. Although he is part of the warren, he keeps to himself and always looks very sad. His brothers and his sisters don't know why, but they all keep away. What they don't know is that Fang has a very special secret - his teeth are not like the others' at all but sharp and pointed! Fang is lonely and wonders if anything will ever change, but one day the warren strays too far into another field and catches the attention of Mr Fox... Can Fang save the day?