A famous philosopher. A giant meat cleaver. A sordid tale of love,
revenge, hatred, and interstellar shenanigans, all stirred in a
giant copper pot and boiled with leeks. This is the
never-before-told bizarro history of the illustrious Francois-Marie
Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire. This is pain This is
suffering This is wild, sticky-sweat-between-the-sheets action
Inter-dimensional space and time travel, space-brides, desiccated
planets, great literature, and Slobodan Milosevic, too. We invite
you to the party. Please bring your own soap and Quaaludes.
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