Eat healthy and live to be 100?
Screw that.
Why choke down bland, mushy, steamed veggies and brown rice when
there's so much fat-laden, calorie-rich, heart-bursting cuisine out
there to be savored? Because you want to live? So you can spend
your golden years wandering aimlessly around a Florida shopping
mall and eating dinner at 2 in the afternoon? So your rotten kids
can plop you into some hellhole of a nursing home the minute you
forget what day it is?
Go ahead, triple your cholesterol and triglyceride counts, and
clog those arteries. You'll never get out of this world alive, so
enjoy life while you can. Here are the most unhealthy triple-bypass
recipes sure to satisfy the most insatiable cholesterol craving.
Instead of steamed tofu, try Lard-Oozing Caja-China-Roasted Hog or
Pizzeria-style Baked Ziti with Sausage and Mozzarella Follow up
with a decadent dessert of Deep-Fried Twinkies or Ice Cream
Lasagne. You'll die quicker but with a smile on your face.
"Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man" will put you back in
touch with your Inner Hog.
Raves for Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly
"Gleefully offensive." --"Publishers Weekly"
"Thanks for using a pseudonym." --Steve's father
Steve H. Graham is author of "The Good, the Spam, and the Ugly"
and "Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking: Finding Your Inner
Caveman." In 1983, he was indicted for eating a live midget. Steve
lives in Miami, where he enjoys fishing, piano, home-brewing, and
cooking enormous portions of unhealthy food.
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