Life's a drag, and nobody knows that better than Bert. Bert wants
to write. He also wants to kill himself. He has composed a
brilliant suicide note, but so far his attempt at a brilliant
suicide is as devoid of success as his writing career. Not wanting
to die wondering if his mother will fully comprehend his note, Bert
sets out to explain himself - in a footnote. A footnote that keeps
growing and growing like a monster wave. Bert carries on living,
for now, recounting his string of doomed relationships, and
bemoaning his dead-end job in a printing shop, and the fact that
he's 34 and still living with his mother. But into the shop walks
the mysterious Lelani Balt - Lightning Bolt - and sparks begin to
fly. Bert might finally have something to write about.
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