It is the Warrington Amateur Theatre Group's AGM. The last year has been a disaster - Cliques, bickering, poor ticket sales and allegations of theft are threatening the group's existence. As the meeting progresses, the membership falls and twisted truth rears its head, but is it too late? The Death of the Warrington Theatre Group is a comedy for stage in two acts. It is ideal for amateur theatre productions, requiring minimum scenery, props and costumes. The script-book contains the full script, character profiles, props list and the royalty-free performing rights for non-professional dramatic organisations.

Total Sense Therapy is not only an ideal at-home, self-administered form of relaxation therapy but also allows you to take that relaxed state of mind with you during the day - a concept known as 'portable sunshine'. When used at home or when you're out and about, Total Sense Therapy can help to decrease stress levels, decrease muscle tension and lower blood pressure among many other potential health benefits. Total Sense Therapy can be practiced in your own home so there is no need to travel to a clinic or similar to enjoy the benefits. It can be undertaken at your leisure and is fully customisable to be as effective for you as possible. The book explains all you need to know about stress. Learning about stress and understanding what happens to you when you experience anxiety is very important when trying to manage it. The book also explains how Total Sense Therapy works, including the easy-to-understand science behind it. The final part of the book explains how to set up and get the most from your sessions along with several case studies which give examples of how others have set up, used and benefited from Total Sense Therapy.

Have you got something to complain about? Have you been short changed? Have you complained and got nothing but hollow apologies? Are you due compensation? Then this book could help. Instead of writing letters using red biro and block capitals, underlining every other word, swearing at inappropriate places and writing key words twice as big, follow the 'I want to complain' philosophy and make your letters entertaining; make the person dealing with your complaint want to help you instead of shoving your letter under the pile of others they have to deal with that day and getting to it 'later'. With eight years experience in a customer management role for a multi-national retailer, Peter realised that it was the light-hearted, entertaining letters that received the most satisfactory resolutions. 'I want to complain' explains exactly what life is like on the other end of the call-centre telephone and just how to ensure your complaints are dealt with as a priority. The second section of the book contains a collection of genuine complaint letters Peter has written over the years using the philosophy laid out in the first section, along with their replies so you can see for yourself just how it works. Those companies written to include Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Asda and even Newcastle city council to get a parking ticket revoked - all with positive resolutions. 'I want to complain' hopes to put the 'fun' into refund and the 'jest' into goodwill gesture as it takes you on an entertaining and humorous journey into the world of customer services.

After the King decides not to return from the crusades, a new King must be chosen. Twin brothers Prince Arthur and Prince Percy contest the throne; the Prince who is purest of heart will be able to draw the sword from the stone and become the rightful King. Percy however, tricks Merlin into casting a spell to make his heart purest, ascends the throne and sets about banning fun in the kingdom and attempting to summon an army to protect him. Unfortunately, he summons Falstaff (a clumsy conceited knight), Sleeping Beauty (who spends most of her days dozing), Robin Hood and Peter Pan (who embarrassingly have turned up wearing the same outfit). Robin, Peter and Beauty join Arthur's quest to reinstate fun to the Kingdom and help him to take his place as the rightful King, in return for being sent back to their own Pantomimes. 'King Arthur and the Knights of the Pantomime Table' is a fast paced verbal comedy Pantomime for all ages. The script book contains the full script, performance licence for amateur dramatic organisations and full properties list.

Did Francis Jeffers ever keep you awake at night? Did you slap yourself in the face each time you witnessed an Eric Djemba-Djemba attack-splitting pass? Did Titus Bramble cause you to eat your match programme in frustration? Then this is the book you've been waiting for. Relive all your least favourite Premier League moments by taking a journey back through the maze of frustration, disillusionment and failure that is the Premier League's worst ever players. Grimace, wince and sob as you take a trip down the derelict end of memory lane, through a history of the Premier League's most inept, incompetent, overpaid and under-talented exponents of the beautiful game. Players who looked terrified whenever the ball came within twenty yards of them, players who would struggle to make the bench for their son's under-7's team and players who surprised you by managing to make it onto the field wearing the correct strip. If you've ever watched a Premier League player and wondered how they managed to turn professional and you didn't, if you were left speechless as they were allowed to continue spreading their misery well into the second half, if they rang Graeme Souness pretending to be George Weah's cousin or if they left you dumbfounded at the fact they'd managed to convince someone to pay them a wage to represent your hopes and dreams, you'll find them all here.

Have you tried every possible diet and had no success? Have you managed to lose weight and then put it all back on again? Are you sick of fad diets that feel like nothing but hard work? Then you need 'Diets Don't Work : an alternative guide to weight loss' which outlines the simple yet effective 'I'm not on a diet - diet'. Sports Therapist Peter Nuttall B.Sc. explains what food is, why you need it and how your body uses it so you'll have a full understanding of how to change your lifestyle and eating habits to lose weight without compromising on the foods you enjoy. "A diet is a regime, a quick fix, a program which can work for a short while but is not sustainable. Once the diet is broken, old habits creep back in and your weight begins to increase once more until you're back where you started. Weight loss can feel like a distant unachievable dream for a lot of people who seem to be on an endless treadmill of different fad diets, abstinence, hunger and unhappiness; but it doesn't have to be that way."

Did Wayne Fereday ruin your life? Was Silvio Maric directly responsible for your high dentist bills due to the constant gnashing and grinding of your molars? Did Billy Askew's hair give you nightmares or did the merest mention of Alain Boumsong's name have the same effect as the aftermath of a Vindaloo? Then this is the book you've been waiting for. Relive all your least favourite Newcastle United moments by taking a journey back through the labyrinth of frustration, disillusionment and failure that is Newcastle United's worst ever players. Grimace, cringe and wince as you take a trip down the derelict end of memory lane, through a history of Newcastle United's most inept, incompetent and overpaid exponents of the beautiful game. Players who panicked whenever the ball came within twenty yards of them, players who would struggle to make the bench for St. Joseph's School under 7's team and players who surprised you by managing to put their boots on the right feet. If you've ever watched a Newcastle United player and wondered how they managed to turn professional and you didn't; if you were left speechless as they were allowed to continue spreading their misery well into the second half or dumbfounded at the fact they'd managed to convince someone to pay them a wage to stumble around the field and offer nothing more to the cause than the corner flag, you'll find them all here.

Have you got something to complain about? Have you been short changed? Have you complained and got nothing but hollow apologies? Are you due compensation? Then this book could help. Instead of writing letters using red biro and block capitals, underlining every other word, swearing at inappropriate places and writing key words twice as big, follow the 'I want to complain' philosophy and make your letters entertaining; make the person dealing with your complaint want to help you instead of shoving your letter under the pile of others they have to deal with that day and getting to it 'later'. With eight years experience in a customer management role for a multi-national retailer, Peter realised that it was the light-hearted, entertaining letters that received the most satisfactory resolutions. 'I want to complain' explains exactly what life is like on the other end of the call-centre telephone and just how to ensure your complaints are dealt with as a priority. The second section of the book contains a collection of genuine complaint letters Peter has written over the years using the philosophy laid out in the first section, along with their replies so you can see for yourself just how it works. Those companies written to include Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Asda and even Newcastle city council to get a parking ticket revoked - all with positive resolutions. 'I want to complain' hopes to put the 'fun' into refund and the 'jest' into goodwill gesture as it takes you on an entertaining and humorous journey into the world of customer services.

Have you got something to complain about? Have you been short changed? Have you complained and got nothing but hollow apologies? Are you due compensation? Then this book could help. With eight years experience in a customer management role for a multi-national retailer, Peter realised that it was the light-hearted, entertaining letters that received the most satisfactory resolutions. 'I want to complain' explains exactly what life is like on the other end of the call-centre telephone. The second section of the book contains a collection of genuine complaint letters along with their replies so you can see for yourself just how it works. Those companies written to include Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Asda and even Newcastle city council to get a parking ticket revoked - all with positive resolutions. 'I want to complain' hopes to put the 'fun' into refund and the 'jest' into goodwill gesture as it takes you on an entertaining and humorous journey into the world of customer services.