Want to train your human even more purrfectly? This title has 100
ways to work out your human's weird behaviour and so gain more cat
power. Cats rule OK! Here are a few choice tips from the book.
Adopt a rescue human. They think they are adopting you. Humans that
need homes go to special places where cats are kept. These are
rescue humans. Humans can't caterwaul - except in the bath or
sometimes when they play the piano. They cannot purr. Cat
psychologists suggest that this gap in the human vocal repertoire
is due to their lack of inner confidence and serenity. Baby humans
don't have anyone of their own age to play with, but it doesn't
matter as much as it would for a kitten as they are amazingly
retarded. Gay tom humans make the best pets.
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