Curious as to why no one has claimed their UK lotto winnings
from you? Why no one wants to call about the box of cash valued at
Seven million five hundred thousand Dollars US (7,500,000.00
Dollars)? Why no one is responding to your PASSIONATE REQUEST FOR
JOINT MUTUAL INVESTMENTS BENEFITS? If so, this book is for you.
Every day, it seems, we get heart-breaking emails like this
one:
"I see know reasons why you are been so skeptical about your
bank draft presently in our custody."
We can tell you why. It's your English. Your English is ... bad.
Inaccurate. Ungrammatical. Inappropriate.
While this book is not written "for" scammers, its purpose is to
help you avoid writing "like" a scammer and having your business
letter wind up in someone's junk mail folder. No one wants that.
What you want is to have your business letters read and acted upon
- because you're in business.
English for Scammers analyzes common mistakes, drawn from
genuine correspondence, and tells you how to improve your writing
so that it is appropriate for standard business letters written in
English. Each unit contains exercises and an answer key. A final
exam at the end offers a comprehensive review of all topics.
Topics include:
* Proper forms of address * Openings and closings * Spelling *
Punctuation and capitalization * HOW MANY CAPITAL LETTERS ARE TOO
MANY * Basic grammatical constructions * Common sentence patterns
for business letters * When it is advisable to refer to your
esophageal cancer; your religious faith; your charitable
intentions; your connections with the UN, plane crash victims, and
dead lottery winners; and more * Appropriate tone and register
Use English for Scammers to hone your 419 letters - or even to
write honest, clear, direct business correspondence. The choice,
dear readers, is yours.
General
| Imprint: |
Wayzgoose Press
|
| Country of origin: |
United States |
| Release date: |
February 2014 |
| First published: |
February 2014 |
| Authors: |
Chuck Sandy
• Dorothy Zemach
|
| Dimensions: |
254 x 203 x 5mm (L x W x T) |
| Format: |
Paperback - Trade
|
| Pages: |
80 |
| ISBN-13: |
978-1-938757-11-2 |
| Categories: |
Books
Promotions
|
| LSN: |
1-938757-11-4 |
| Barcode: |
9781938757112 |
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