"Monster Laughs"
From the Secret Files of the Mystery Hunter
Funny fiction from the Author of "Seasons Without Reason," "Exit
Strategies," "Channel Surfing," "How to Write "Comedy" Jokes," and
more: Dean Burkey.
Fear not, laugh a lot, as Paranormal Investigator Eddie Hunter,
a.k.a. the Mystery Hunter, matches wits with Count Dracula, the
Werewolf, Frankenstein's Monster, and many other madcap menaces,
classic and new, from around the world and beyond.
"Monster Laughs" spoofs monsters and more. Each hilarious
chapter of this epic comedy novel stands on its own, while a story
weaves its way throughout. No matter how dangerous the situation,
the Mystery Hunter keeps his sense of humor, somehow survives, and
finds time to enjoy waffles, pie, and bowling. Only he could save
the world with bubble gum and burritos.
In an Odyssey of Oddities, comedian Dean Burkey tackles the
Invisible Man, Space Aliens, and other infamous frights. Further
scary topics include romantic misunderstandings, macho
insecurities, & diminishing dignity.
Edward T. Hunter, Paranormal Investigator: "In my line of work,
nothing's more embarrassing than when the monster laughs."
Table of Contents
"Count Dracula Sinks His Teeth into the Big Apple"
To stop the villainous vampire, the Mystery Hunter puts his neck
on the line
"The Howling Werewolf's Hairy End"
Bring Your Pet to Work Day has never been so deadly Or so
itchy.
"Frankenstein's Monster Bolts Loose"
Big and green, mighty and mean, the most menacing monster the
Hunter's ever seen. (So far.)
"Doctor Jekyll and Ms. Hyde"
Double the pleasure; double the danger And with the Hunter
involved, double the laughs and mishaps And double the indignities
and insecurities
"Unraveling the Mystery of the Mummy"
The Mystery Hunter faces more horrors than he's ever imagined.
Is the Mummy out for revenge? Or just running a pyramid scheme?
"Skinny Dipping with the Creature from the Blue Lagoon"
Cannibals, pirates, and sharks, oh my Also, lost treasure, a
whale, a gorilla, a navy seal, and a couple grabby blue crabs. And
let's not forget the web-footed horror of the amphibious Creature
Does the Creature want to kill the Hunter? Or are his desires a
fate worse than death? What else would you expect during mating
season at the Blue Lagoon?
"The Swinging Tale of the Blue Moon Monkey Man"
The Mystery Hunter encounters a new menace. Before he gets
himself killed over a blue banana, the Hunter better solve this
case and split
"Illegal Aliens from Outer Space"
(This Is My Favorite Chapter )
Worlds turn against the Mystery Hunter, including his own The
galaxy cries out: "Bring me the Hunter "
"Being Seen with the Invisible Man (Or Not )"
Although he prides himself on always being prepared, the Mystery
Hunter never saw this one coming
"Challenging the Unchallengeable Charlie Change-O"
The Final Chapter
Home from a whirlwind, worldwide tour of mystery-hunting, Eddie
faces his fiercest foe and solves a mystery he wishes he'd never
solved.
"Return of the Blue Moon Monkey Man (And Another Crazy)"
The Final, Final Chapter
A fiendish foe returns. So does another crazy. And the Hunter
makes a monstrously horrifying realization about himself.
Snippets
The Hunter's second rule: Dress better than the monsters.
They saw my ad in Field & Scream.
But just when all hope seemed lost, what I thought could never
happen, happened. My situation worsened.
My fake ID listed my height as two inches taller, so I had to
prowl around the hotel on tiptoes to avoid suspicion.
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Inspired lunacy Zany, quirky, funny, fun. For older teens and
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