Can anything be poetic in the politicking of Washington, D.C.? Is
there poetry in the morning's headlines and in tonight's news
tickers? Or, as Seely paraphrases Dr. Seuss, Do W's troubles
trouble you, too? America's pundit poet laureate, the man who
channeled the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld and Phil Rizzuto, now
offers the perfect metaphor for the inside-the-beltway bubble: it's
a nursery. Using the beneficent spirit of Mother Goose, he has
fashioned hilarious nursery rhymes hidden amid the photo ops and
filibustering. "John Kerry backed Iraq, John Kerry took it back,"
making him "a very airy, wary hara-kiri." Bill Bennett,
"independent, Kept a hidden secret muse. He would clutch his lucky
pendant, Praying, 'Papa needs new shoes!'" As for Iraq, "When you
lose, you lose, and when you win, you win, and when you can't tell
win from lose, best stop the war you're in." No one is safe from
Seely's wicked muse: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama,
Mitt Romney, virtually every news anchor, and a good portion of the
Hollywood elite are skewered unforgettably by Seely's Mother
Goosequills in this irreverent and hilarious collection.
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