Love ... Who needs it?
I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less
patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more
patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually
starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes
me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a
reputation.Meh
What I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating
game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament
you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin'
your fist.Karma Kicked Me
Sure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you
let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to
expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go
ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get
older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll
complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll
get over it.
Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of
irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays
containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my
blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the
reader.WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 Times
Before we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss.
F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading
aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.
Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language,
and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this
tome with--drum roll, please--recipes Yay, Recipes
Cheers, my dears.
General
Imprint: |
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
February 2014 |
First published: |
February 2014 |
Illustrators: |
Janine Alvarado
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Authors: |
Phil Torcivia
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Dimensions: |
203 x 133 x 11mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback - Trade
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Pages: |
206 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4953-2742-1 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
General
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LSN: |
1-4953-2742-6 |
Barcode: |
9781495327421 |
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