Take an evolutionary journey through time and space in an
unexpected vegan book that includes branding, hunting, spanking,
torture, death and cannibalism. 21st Century Historian (Gentile
Rainn): On occasion, before dying out and destroying themselves,
the meat-eaters were seen hanging around back alleys of pubs
drinking and fighting, sometimes sodomizing each other. 21st
Century Historian (Herb Dean): If you look at things with
hindsight, the meat-eaters never really had a chance. I mean, they
were so hypocritical to the point where they would have one animal,
whom they loved and cared for, living with them (Some of these
animals were referred to as dogs. Note the dyslexic reference to
God), and in the same moment would bleed and suffer another animal
so they could devour its charred flesh for supper. Local Vegan
(Said Huster): The idea that vegetarians and meat-eaters were both
Homo sapiens is a post-mortem thought gone the way of the moo-cow.
Homo sapiens were by nature very self-gratifying. In other words,
they didn't care what they murdered or whom they hurt in crimes of
hunger and passion. They acted very cruelly towards one another.
Religions were developed to try to right these instinctual
behaviors, but these religions did little to deter most Homo
sapiens hell-bent on self-delusions of pride. Sometime around the
turn of the twenty-fourth century, the first true Homo nexus was
born. (See also Homo vegetare.) 21st Century Historian (Herb Dean):
Moo-cows became extinct, though it is unknown whether this happened
before or after the demise of the human (meat-eater) omnivore. A
strain of CuuD Disease (almost always spelled capital C, lower case
u, lower case u, capital D), a mutation of mad cow disease, killed
roughly 99 percent of the cows, roughly two-thirds of the
carnivores on the land, and most human omnivores. It is believed
the other human omnivores destroyed themselves through wars,
terrorist acts and unhealthy diets, or starved to death rather than
eat vegetables. 21st Century Historian (Willow Whittier): It is
said the last meat-eater died sometime around the turn of the 23rd
century. His name was said to have been Ronald McDonald.
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