The line began forming after eight o'clock. Sal, short and
heavy-set, kept everyone busy. Neat, in a white shirt and sports
jacket, with his grey fedora cocked to the side, his crooked grin
made you smile. Without warning the heavy door would swing open and
the waiters would come outside to join him. They were dressed in
pajamas or prison garb, with hats and horns, and were there to warm
up the crowd. Some in line expected this, others were shocked.
The pink polka dot building should have been a warning.
Complete strangers in line became chummy, exchanging stories they
had heard; toilet seat covers to serve drinks on, microphones in
the ladies room, toilet paper for napkins. Most had brought their
friends there to be roasted. The line of people varied in age. They
all dressed casually because they'd heard you could get a pie in
the face or a squirt in the eye. The club's routines were blue in
color, but harmless. If you were lucky you might see a "Balls for
the Queen" or a "Singing beer." The price was always right for a
good time and Warm Beer and Lousy Food was the place to be.
General
Imprint: |
Iuniverse, Inc.
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Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
December 2009 |
First published: |
December 2009 |
Authors: |
John S. Columbia
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Dimensions: |
229 x 152 x 14mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Hardcover - Sewn / Cloth over boards / With dust jacket
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Pages: |
180 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4401-7177-2 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
General
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LSN: |
1-4401-7177-7 |
Barcode: |
9781440171772 |
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