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How to Survive a Human Attack - A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters (Paperback)
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How to Survive a Human Attack - A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters (Paperback)
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List price R420
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Discovery Miles 3 910
You Save R29 (7%)
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The first-ever manual for zombies, swamp monsters, mummies, and
vampires to survive the planet's greatest threat: humans. Did you
know that human attacks account for a staggering 100% of premature
deaths for mummies, robot overlords, and other supernatural, cyber,
mutant, and alien beings? The past millennia or so has seen not
only an uptick in human attacks, but also increasingly
indiscriminate victim selection. It is understandable to feel
overwhelmed. How to Survive a Human Attack provides critical
information at a critical time with chapters specifically tailored
to their target audience, including: * The Zombie's Complete Guide
to Filling the Emptiness and Moving Forward * Swamp Monster
Makeovers! * Here, Boy! Self-Training Tips for Werewolves * The
First-Time Haunter's Guide: How to Evict Squatters, Stay On Top of
Mansion Disrepair, and Get to the Light * Chicken Soup for the
Soulless: Uninspiring Stories of Demon Possession and Ignored
Prayers * No More Meltdowns: A Cyborg Assassin's Workbook for
Neutralizing Hostility Using Java * U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Tips for the
Urban Sixty-Foot Ape and Other Animals or Insects of Exceptional
Proportion (Large Print) * Eat What You Love, Love How You Feel:
Hill People and Radioactive Cannibals
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