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The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It Is Behind Me (Hardcover): Lisa Ann Walter

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It Is Behind Me (Hardcover)

Lisa Ann Walter

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Follow one woman's bumpy, cellulite-riddled ride through size-0 Hollywood and learn how she went from body-dysmorphic to sassy-asstastic in only twenty-five short years of dieting, thousands of dollars in "procedures, ." . . and one pair of industrial-strength Spanx.

From the best girlfriend you didn't know you had comes this "I Can't Believe She Said That" guide to life in the real world. Actress and comic Lisa Ann Walter dishes about parenthood and the dangers of girl-on-girl snarking, explains why skinny actresses act crazy, and gives riotous advice on everything from the dating mistakes we all make to ten things you should subtract when you weigh yourself (self-tanner and dental work, for starters . . .).

So what do you get when you drop a longtime self-loather into the glitz and glamour of Hollywood? This hysterical, and brutally honest, look at the impossible standard of perfection for which so many of us strive. Walter boldly shares her lifelong struggle with low self-esteem--which, in her case, includes plenty of painful auditions, failed relationships, and awkward celebrity encounters, plus lots of impossible diets, questionable injectables, and dubious cosmetic procedures. Along the way, the "celebrity adjacent" Walter also tells her sometimes warm, often cringeworthy, and always funny Hollywood stories (including the reason she'd kill for Richard Gere).

She also shares her sage advice by offering features such as ways to improve your self-esteem that won't cost you a dime:

Four words:

Push-up. Bra. Construction. Site. You don't even have to look good to get a response. Just wear sunglasses, square your shoulders, and toss your hair. Then count the whistles.

Start frequenting your local gay bar. Both gays and lesbians are much more effusive about how fabulous you are And you'll get free drinks

Always be seen with decrepit old men--you'll look young and beautiful in comparison. Think how well this works for those Girls Next Door.

General

Imprint: HarperOne
Country of origin: United States
Release date: June 2011
First published: May 2011
Authors: Lisa Ann Walter
Dimensions: 217 x 144 x 23mm (L x W x T)
Format: Hardcover - With dust jacket
Pages: 246
ISBN-13: 978-0-06-202574-6
Categories: Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > General
LSN: 0-06-202574-0
Barcode: 9780062025746

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