Follow one woman's bumpy, cellulite-riddled ride through size-0
Hollywood and learn how she went from body-dysmorphic to
sassy-asstastic in only twenty-five short years of dieting,
thousands of dollars in "procedures, ." . . and one pair of
From the best girlfriend you didn't know you had comes this "I
Can't Believe She Said That" guide to life in the real world.
Actress and comic Lisa Ann Walter dishes about parenthood and the
dangers of girl-on-girl snarking, explains why skinny actresses act
crazy, and gives riotous advice on everything from the dating
mistakes we all make to ten things you should subtract when you
weigh yourself (self-tanner and dental work, for starters . .
So what do you get when you drop a longtime self-loather into
the glitz and glamour of Hollywood? This hysterical, and brutally
honest, look at the impossible standard of perfection for which so
many of us strive. Walter boldly shares her lifelong struggle with
low self-esteem--which, in her case, includes plenty of painful
auditions, failed relationships, and awkward celebrity encounters,
plus lots of impossible diets, questionable injectables, and
dubious cosmetic procedures. Along the way, the "celebrity
adjacent" Walter also tells her sometimes warm, often cringeworthy,
and always funny Hollywood stories (including the reason she'd kill
for Richard Gere).
She also shares her sage advice by offering features such as
ways to improve your self-esteem that won't cost you a dime:
Push-up. Bra. Construction. Site. You don't even have to look
good to get a response. Just wear sunglasses, square your
shoulders, and toss your hair. Then count the whistles.
Start frequenting your local gay bar. Both gays and lesbians are
much more effusive about how fabulous you are And you'll get free
Always be seen with decrepit old men--you'll look young and
beautiful in comparison. Think how well this works for those Girls
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Lisa Ann Walter
||217 x 144 x 23mm (L x W x T)
||Hardcover - With dust jacket
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