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The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 131/4 (Hardcover)
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The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 131/4 (Hardcover)
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**STRICTLY UNOFFICIAL** 'Deliciously funny and highly impudent' -
Jon Culshaw The newly discovered diary of Boris Alexander de
Pfeffel Johnson, aged 131/4, provides a fascinating glimpse into
how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to
believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone
the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation. ***
Extract from 13-year-old Boris's TEN RULES FOR LIFE: It's not lying
if you don't bother to learn the truth. Many people - politicians,
for instance - make the mistake of going about laden with facts and
statistics. However, when studiously ignorant of the
aforementioned, one may argue one's case with total conviction. A
friend is just an enemy you haven't yet made. Some say there's no
'I' in 'team'. Well, I say you can't spell 'friend' without
'fiend'. No matter how dear your chum, you never know what sort of
treachery they harbour inside. After all, there are many people who
consider me a friend!
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