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Trump: The Prison Diaries - MAKE PRISON GREAT AGAIN with the funniest satire of the year
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Trump: The Prison Diaries - MAKE PRISON GREAT AGAIN with the funniest satire of the year
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In this explosive first-person account of swapping the White House
for the Big House, Donald Trump aims to Make Prison Great Again.
MARCH 31 It's been two weeks since they put me in The Hole. Very
unfair! No-one is treated as unfairly as Trump. Many people say
that solitary confinement is a kind of torture. I'm not so sure.
I'm getting to spend a lot of time with my favourite person in the
world. I say to him: "Mr President, remember when you met Bo Derek
at the PGA Tour Championship? She had the hots for you, believe
me." And he'll reply: "I agree, Mr President. Also, I was a better
golfer than anyone in the tournament. And that's without cheating,
which I would never do, believe me." So I'm doing amazing.
Incredibly well. Some would say I'm the best Hole Guy ever. Not
like those losers who go nuts... Of course the verdict was VERY
UNFAIR - they were meant to be a jury of his peers, but none of
them were billionaires. Still, the trial got AMAZING ratings. Now
locked up in Smallhand State Prison, our presidential protagonist
goes full Samuel Pepys and attempts the first BESTSELLER to be
written entirely on toilet paper. Life inside is tough for Trump:
he experiences withdrawal symptoms from social media and is no
longer able to watch Fox News all day. But he soon realises that
incarceration isn't a punishment, it's an OPPORTUNITY, and attempts
to conquer the clink as he once conquered AMERICA. Can Donald rise
to become prison kingpin, smuggling McDonald's Filet-O-Fish and
tutoring fellow inmates in the Art of the Deal? Interspersed with
reports from Smallhand's resident psychologist, Trump: The Prison
Diaries is a satirical riot - The Apprentice meets The Shawshank
Redemption. So brace yourself, because orange is the new orange.
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Imprint: |
Wildfire llc
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Country of origin: |
United Kingdom |
Release date: |
November 2023 |
Authors: |
Lucien Young
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Dimensions: |
222 x 138mm (L x W) |
Pages: |
192 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-03-541121-4 |
Categories: |
Books
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LSN: |
1-03-541121-0 |
Barcode: |
9781035411214 |
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