Award-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped
mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows
who's boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you
feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill
Markoe's classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the
choicest selections along with brand-new material.
In these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs' phone chats
with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief
stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that
taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that
gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a
dominatrix.
She shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using
only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what
it's like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There's even a
bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: " At last, it is time
to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol." This enchantingly
rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill
Markoe at her best. You'll devour it in one sitting (and so may
your pet).
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