Get ready for the read of your life. Never before has a single book
combined awesome vans, unicorns, Billy Joel, and erotic fiction in
such a potent combination. A writing tour de force? Perhaps. A
reading experience that will sear itself into your consciousness
like a red-hot branding iron? Without question.
Comedian and basic cable superstar Michael Ian Black unleashes
the full fury of his astonishing intellect in this collection of
short comic essays. "My Custom Van" is a no-holds-barred assault to
the funny bone that will literally beat you into submission with
hilarity*.
How did he do it? How did he create such a fine anthology?
Answer: With love. Michael opened his heart and used the magical
power of love to write more than fifty thought-provoking essays
like, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow,"
and "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to
Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade."
Maybe you think love is not a substitute for "good writing
skills" and "spell check." Bull pucky! When it comes to writing
books, love is the most powerful word processor of all.
Sounds pretty great, right? And yet...something is still holding
you back from paying the full purchase price of this book. What is
it? Perhaps you secretly believe you do not deserve a book this
good. Nonsense -- you deserve this book and so much more. In fact,
if Michael could have written you all the stars in the sky, that's
what he would have done. But he couldn't do that, due to his lack
of knowledge in the area of astronomy. So he wrote this book
instead.
And this flap copy.
Enjoy.
* Michael Ian Black is not responsible for any actual injuries
caused by reading this book.
General
Imprint: |
Simon Spotlight Entertainment
|
Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
July 2009 |
First published: |
July 2009 |
Authors: |
Michael Ian Black
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Dimensions: |
208 x 132 x 16mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback - Trade / Unsewn / adhesive bound
|
Pages: |
236 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4391-5353-6 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
Parodies & spoofs
Promotions
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LSN: |
1-4391-5353-1 |
Barcode: |
9781439153536 |
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