A hilarious collection of the weirdest, stupidest and most
outrageous things ever said on the internet on sites such as
Facebook, Twitter, Ebay, Amazon, YouTube and even in good
old-fashioned emails. Years ago if you said or did something stupid
or embarrassing, it would have remained relatively private and have
would soon been forgotten. Now thanks to advances in technology
every cringe-making remark that we make online is preserved not
only for the rest of eternity but is also instantly available for
all the world to see! Wow! I'm a Genieous! presents an irresistible
collection of ill-thought out comments, opinions, online disputes
and sheer unashamed ignorance. So join us as we find the people who
put the twit in Twitter and the mess in instant message. Contents
include: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers: e.g. "Does anyone
know Obama's last name?" "Are there any lakes in the Lake
District?" Angry Outbursts: Furious, insane or wildly over the top
comments from You Tube etc Harrods it ain't - buying and selling on
the internet: "I won a filthy Powerbook 540 which took about one
month to arrive. The seller clearly used rubbish from their bin to
pack the box; complete with McDonalds wrappers with old french
fries and lettuce!" Observations To Leave You Speechless: "Does it
rain in Australia? Because it's the other side of the world doesn't
the rain just fall away into space?", "The Olympics has been going
three thousand years?! We're only up to 2012!" "I like to tape my
thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur."
Reviews from Hell: "The beach was too sandy and there were too many
fish in the sea...", "We went on holiday to Spain and had problems
with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish" Online Slip Ups:
Internet-based disasters e.g. the school headmaster who asked his
bursar to reply to a complaint from an old lady by telling her to
"get stuffed" but accidentally copied her in on the message
Communication Problems: Extraordinary spelling mistakes and
terrible grammar e.g. "nothing more fun than wachting sex and city
and raping Christmas pressants", "Why is the USA bombin Labia?"
People Who Really Don't Deserve Our Money: e.g. An email from a
Euromillions winner promising you a share of their win. As if!
General
Imprint: |
Constable
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Country of origin: |
United Kingdom |
Release date: |
April 2014 |
Authors: |
Mike Haskins
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Dimensions: |
131 x 173 x 10mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback
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Pages: |
144 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4721-1101-2 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
General
Promotions
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LSN: |
1-4721-1101-X |
Barcode: |
9781472111012 |
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