Ever met a guy who looks like he needs to down four Xanax with a glass of white wine? Well, that’s Melman, your run-of-the-mill nervous wreck. He constantly worries about the predicaments he and his friends find themselves in. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. He actually has to get out of the house first for that to happen. Loud parties? No. Loud people? No. Social events? Give us zero, ma’am! Why let people stress you out when you can chill out at home and enjoy your own vibe.
Even though Melman gets overwhelmed pretty easily, he’s still a loyal friend and has hobbies that don’t include getting white-girl wasted.
The way he sees it, most people underestimate the value of some good ‘me-time.’ Be it putting on some RnB and chillaxing on the bed, cooking up a bomb dinner, or getting a good pump on at the gym. That’s what makes him happy. For Melman, focusing on yourself and appreciating your own company is more important than losing your morals every night. And let’s be honest, with the current petrol prices, do you really have the greens to be going out every night? #JustSaying
So who’s the type of guy to buy a Melman? Well, there’s a high chance you have some sort of trauma – or as we like to call it, spicy memories. People see you as shy and slightly introverted. All hell runs loose at the slightest inconvenience. You’re an anxious cutie who likes hanging out with their friends, but we both know that they always initiate any outings. Your self-care and work take up most of your time, and you feel at ease when you can plan your day ahead. If you’re staying in and calling it an early night, you and Melman are definitely gonna enjoy each other’s vibe.
General
Package Contents
| Package Contents: |
1 x MO'MILK Melman Chai Giraffe Pattern Jockstrap
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Physical Specification
| Care Instructions: |
Cold wash only with a low to medium spin cycle.
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| Fabric/Material: |
PolyCotton
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| Item Depth (mm): |
4
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| Item Height (mm): |
14
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| Item Width (mm): |
20
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| Weight (kg): |
0.1
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