A side-splitting collection of the most earnest and mangled
attempts at the English language made by generations of
schoolchildren. Be they funny, irreverent or just plain silly, Mr
McGreevy's Absolute Howlers are guaranteed to have you weeping with
laughter. Four separate editions cover howlers in Science, History,
English and Geography. Includes, amongst hundreds of others, the
following howlers: Coal is decayed vegetarians. Socrates died of an
overdose of wedlock. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak. The King
wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermin. In the middle of the 18th
Century all the morons moved to Utah. The German Emperor's lower
passage was blocked by the English. The French Revolution was
caused by overcharging taxis. Nets are holes surrounded by pieces
of string. In biology today we digested a frog. The seventh
commandment is 'Thou shall not admit adultery'. Pompeii was
destroyed by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican. A census taker
is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery.
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