If you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you. Funnybone 2
contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes
about old age; hilarious examples of senior moments; funny jokes
about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep you laughing and
young at heart. All you have to do is sit back, relax, go through
the pages in this book and laugh a lot. Here are a few examples: A
wife turned to her husband and said, "You don't look anything like
the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA
sample to make sure it's still you." What is the best birth control
method for really old seniors? Answer: Nudity When you purchase
anything online, make sure to check out the seller carefully. I
purchased a penis enlarger online for $50 and I received a
magnifying glass with instructions that read, "Do Not Use in
Sunlight." A couple were watching TV. Her husband had the remote
and kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a
porn channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally
said, "For God's sake, just leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish " About the Author - Pearce W. Hammond is
an accomplished writer and writes books that make people laugh. He
was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and is the nephew of famed
Savannah-born songwriter Johnny Mercer who wrote over 1500 songs
and was nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Song" 19 times,
more than any other composer. Mr. Mercer won four Academy Awards
for "Best Song" for "Moon River," "Days of Wine and Roses," "In the
Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening," and "On the Atchison, Topeka and
Santa Fe." Mr. Hammond now resides in Okatie, South Carolina on the
banks of the Chechessee River. When not writing books, he is a
self-taught artist who uses his special talents to create primitive
paintings which are so reflective of scenes from the Gullah Culture
in the low country of South Carolina in peaceful times gone by.
"Now that I've been around for more than seven decades and have a
cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to
write another funny book before the cows come home to keep people
laughing and young at heart. I hope this book tickles your
funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because laughter is needed in
this crazy world we live in today."
General
Imprint: |
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
March 2014 |
First published: |
March 2014 |
Authors: |
Pearce W Hammond
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Dimensions: |
216 x 140 x 10mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback - Trade
|
Pages: |
180 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4949-5877-0 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
General
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LSN: |
1-4949-5877-5 |
Barcode: |
9781494958770 |
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