Is your child a breezy-buttocked bottom-burper? A frightful figure
of flatulence? A truly terrible trumper? A pungent pumper par
excellence? Does the apple of your eye make more noise than the
biggest jumbo jet on take-off and emit more methane than a large
herd of elephants on a strictly vegetarian diet? Do you find it
happening at embarrassing moments, like when you're standing in the
supermarket queue or ordering a meal in a nice restaurant? Do you
find youself frequently having to open windows or move into another
room? Do you have to pretend that an embarrassing noise has come
from your shoe scuffing on the floor, the squeaking of a leather
chair, or the call of a wild bird passing overhead? Are you forced
to suggest that the lingering smell is the result of a mysterious
substance local farmers are using to fertilise their nearby land?
If any of this strikes a chord and you are able to admit to
yourself that you have a child who farts, then you have taken the
courageous first step. The second step is to read this book about
Fartin' Martin Sidebottom, a boy who can't stop breaking wind.
Martin endures a terrifying adventure when he joins a wind
orchestra conducted by the devil and ends up in the eye of a
hurricane. It is the first book in the Monstrous Morals series - a
fun and educational way for parents to get important messages
across about the nasty habits that children pick up. Written in
comical rhymes, designed to appeal to both children and parents,
the Monstrous Morals aim to make sure those habits aren't carried
into adulthood. We begin our adventures with Fartin Martin
Sidebottom - a tale that is bound to put the wind up any flatulent
child...
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