A parody. When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview
young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is
stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is
startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and,
despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to
get close to her (and honk her boobies). Unable to resist Silver's
oral skills, silver chin fur, and argyle socks, Plastique admits
she wants him, too-but on her own terms. Stunned yet delighted by
Plastique's kinkiness, Silver hesitates. For all of her success-her
multinational assortment of lubricants, her gay assistant, her
condo on a high floor (I mean, really high-you're almost above the
clouds, for Christ's sake)-Plastique is a woman haunted by her past
and consumed by the need to have hockey-related sex. When the
couple embarks on a bold, twisted physical affair, Mormon discovers
Bea Plastique's secrets (including a naughty uncle) and explores
his own icky, sticky desires. Silly, sexy, and deeply disturbing,
"Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks" is a tale that will make
you horny, tickle you, and give you some great ideas to try on an
unsuspecting lover.
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