Standing in an ID parade of incompetence, waiting to be picked out
as Britain's stupidest criminal, we've assembled a line-up of
bungling burglars, asinine assailants and thick thieves. Dipping
their stolen bucket of opportunity into the well of other people's
stuff, only to fall into the well themselves (and get the bucket
stuck on their head), this book chronicles the crimes against
common sense committed by these dim-witted deviants. Also featured
in this compendium of criminal idiocy are: the bank robber who used
a No. 72 bus as his getaway vehicle (it was almost as though the
police knew where he was headed to next); the bag snatcher who
robbed an elderly lady of the bad she'd just used to clear up
responsibly after her dogs; and the burglars who left their
four-year-old son, and a wallet containing full ID, at the crime
scene. Also rounded up for routine questioning are the bank robbers
who gifted the police a dropped map marking the preferred route
from bank to hideout, and armed robbers who raided a laundry van to
steal used towels whilst their intended target, a wages van, drove
slowly past. Charged with being in possession of an idiotic plan
and sentenced to a life term of stupidity, they're reversing the
getaway vehicle into a police car and handing over their belt to
the custody sergeant with the inevitable consequence of their
trousers falling down. As thick as thieves indeed. It's a case
(admittedly, a rather easy one) for the police to dial M for
Muppet. This is an ideal gift book that will make you laugh out
loud.
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