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The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide - A Complete Reference to Surviving the Tiniest Apocalypse (Paperback)
Loot Price: R362
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The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide - A Complete Reference to Surviving the Tiniest Apocalypse (Paperback)
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Loot Price R362
Discovery Miles 3 620
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Compiled from the notes of four zombie gnome experts (among them a
Van Helsing-like zombie gnome hunter and a gardening columnist),
this guide includes a detailed study of zombie gnome habits, hiding
places, and offensive tactics, as well as an intimate history of
the zombie gnome rise and eventual war with humanity. Empty-eyed,
shambling, and hungry for human ankles, the zombie gnome population
is on the rise, infesting the backyards of suburbia and attacking
innocent lawn ornaments everywhere. While chances of human survival
are minimal, readers can arm themselves with The Zombie Gnome
Defense Guide to combat their tiny, undead enemies. Offering
strategies for defense against a zombie gnome invasion, the book
provides an extensive list of essential weapons and DIY
home-fortification tips. Rare illustrations of zombie gnomes in
their natural habitat and a priceless collection of
never-before-seen photos (housed in an envelope in the back of the
book) make this the go-to guide for survivalists in a zombie
gnome-infested world.
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