"Bobbits were generally not large but Filbo Daggins was larger and
stranger than most and people in the Shire often said so.
"I say, that Filbo is large," said one.
"Yes, that Filbo is larger and stranger than most," said another.
That evening Filbo would be celebrating his eleventy-first
birthday. On their birthday, it was customary among the Bobbits to
give gifts to other people. There was much grumbling in the Shire
that Filbo usually gave presents such as gift certificates to
stores nobody could find. . . . "
In "The Lord of the Ring Dings," Sam and Dodo must overcome the
evil Lord Sorehead, the nasty Sorry-Man, and a host of product
placements to reach Door-Door and destroy the Ring Ding of Power.
It's like "The Lord of the Rings" movies except the budget is much
lower. Oregon courts Liv Tyler and Gimpley the dwarf woos the
ladies of Middling-earth (both of them). The Elvis lend a hand,
providing the travelers with the traditional Elvis food of meatloaf
and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Gandolf is around as
well, but his spells generally don't work well and he forgets
things a lot. And, of course, there's Jollum, the weird creature
who will stop at nothing to get his hands on the precious Ring
Ding.
ADVANCE PRAISE for "The Lord of the Ring Dings"
"This book really nails it. It tells what really happened." -
"Aragorn, King of Gondor"
"I thought my part could have been bigger." - "Arwen, Queen of
Gondor"
"Although I am a wizard I never would have predicted such a fine
book. Wait, that sounds cheesy. No, don't write that down." -
"Gandalf, a wizard"
"I thought the portrayal of my great, great grand uncle was
unfair. For example, he didn't like fish that much." - "Johann
Smeagol III, Gollum's great, great grand nephew"
"I really wish there were more women in the story, or anywhere." -
"Gimli, son of Gloin"
"I think I was much cooler in the movie, but in the book I was
still pretty cool." - "Legolas"
"We no portrayed fair. Me no like." - "Gorkran, an Orc"
General
Imprint: |
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
|
Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
March 2013 |
First published: |
March 2013 |
Authors: |
Stuart Anderson
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Dimensions: |
229 x 152 x 8mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback - Trade
|
Pages: |
140 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4810-7276-2 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
Parodies & spoofs
|
LSN: |
1-4810-7276-5 |
Barcode: |
9781481072762 |
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