Bewildering secrets and perplexing mysteries are probed by eight
wily waifs who wander the environs of Jennings Road. Because
competent adults neither planned nor presided over their outings,
they had the swaggering confidence and the run of the neighborhood
that was the birthright of their generation. They engaged in every
manner of mischief. They took life-threatening risks. They never
thought of consequences. There were no safety nets. The candid
reflections in Belly Button Blues regarding siblings, friends, and
adults are fanciful, funny, and sometimes wise. Leo, handyman and
moonshine distiller, dispatched outrageous and appalling
newsflashes. The gone-astray garb beneath Opal's dress was just the
beginning of her fashion blunders. Emmett, an aged, wrecked relic,
was fond of solitude, strong drink, and scratchy whiskers. Violet
divulged details about her dates and the wily ways of young men.
The mysterious Basil had joined the navy, joined the circus, or
joined a religious order. Whether it was a solitary shoe, a broken
toaster, or a pan of burnt brownies, if Gram didn't know where to
put it, it got tossed into her back bedroom. Mr. Cannon watched
over the pint-sized patrons of his store as they assessed the
mouth-watering merits of each lowly sweet that would set them back
only one cent. Virgie kept a loaded gun hidden beneath her apron to
keep the Friday night Poker players in line. Mark and Kenny's
wondrous creations were fantastic feats of architecture with
trapdoors, windows that shuttered closed, and rooftop balconies
with incredible views. Unlike the other mothers, Winnie would bust
out laughing when a child dared to act wayward, wicked, or unwise.
"Beneath them, maggots are spread out as a couch," the sweetly
smiling Sunday School teachers informed their wide-eyed students,
"and worms are their coverings." The forty-four essays in Belly
Button Blues will make you wish that you had grown up with the
Jennings Road gang. The world was theirs, they owned everything in
it, and just about anything could be fixed with a Band-Aid and a
thorough cleansing with diluted Lysol disinfectant cleaner.
General
Imprint: |
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Country of origin: |
United States |
Release date: |
March 2012 |
First published: |
March 2012 |
Authors: |
Teresa Lee Wendel
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Dimensions: |
203 x 133 x 16mm (L x W x T) |
Format: |
Paperback - Trade
|
Pages: |
294 |
ISBN-13: |
978-1-4681-1609-0 |
Categories: |
Books >
Sport & Leisure >
Humour >
General
|
LSN: |
1-4681-1609-6 |
Barcode: |
9781468116090 |
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