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Nightlight - A Parody of Twilight (Paperback)
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Nightlight - A Parody of Twilight (Paperback)
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Loot Price R366
Discovery Miles 3 660
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When you like, live forever, what's there to live for? 'About three
things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my
soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I
assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And
third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably,
heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had
kissed me.' And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious
and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for
adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers
Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.
After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his
hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying
snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire.
But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into
his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so
repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental
guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom,
Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl,
looking for love in all the wrong places.
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