GalaXcow is in serious trouble. The Central Brain has gone missing, the fleet of garbage scows is drifting off into space, and Nashville Tennessee's lunch is once again disagreeing with him. When the universe's most powerful garbage collection company is beset by computer problems, everyone suffers. Prophitonian power mogul, Memphis Tennessee, is on the verge of losing his paranoid mind when he's accidently pulled into his own computer system and faces the evil lurking inside. His illegitimate son, Nashville, and the intrepid crew of GalaXcow Vessel 4 drift into space and encounter the god-like Syllestians, while GalaXcow's Vice President of Monitoring does his best to take over the company. Join the insanity as lives change forever and the universe is turned topsy-turvy in a riotous romp through the stars and inside the very make-up of humanity.

"A mysterious, troubled woman shows up at my door. She turns out to be so much more than what I expected. I find a strange kid full of tech I can't possibly begin to understand. And my best friend finds what he's been missing all these years. All in a little over a week." Meet Colton Reed. A man with a past and false identity. A smuggler and a pilot, just trying find his way in the world. And then the job of a lifetime lands in his lap. When Samantha Loral appears at his door with the simple task of retrieving an aged scientist's research, Colton finds himself opening old wounds as he tries to save the world. He also finds a small ray of hope. In a land stripped bare by the rise of industry, Colton ventures into an underground compound that not only holds tools of war, but a vast and thriving forest. Within that forest, he finds a child who reminds him where he came from and shows him that there are some things in the world worth dying for.