What happens when an oilfield worker trades in his hardhat & steel-toe boots for nail files & haircutting shears? Believe this: You haven't heard it all yet. Nothing can prepare you for the stories, quotes & letters in these pages. If you've ever had hair on your head or a woman in your life, this book is a must-read romp that will drag you mercilessly backwards through one knothole after another. You'll mourn the loss of your former self and wish you could unread the damn thing, but you'll look with new eyes on everyone you know and be grateful for the awakening.