An illustrated collection of daft, sometimes sad and occasionally thought provoking verses. Illustrations by Alison Mutton. This little book of verse and rhyme, Will help you while away the time. No highbrow poems are tucked away, Just simple odes to cheer your day. Enjoy them all, the sketches too, A pleasant gift, from me to you.

'Hey there, kiddo! The time is right for you. 'You're going to learn the big-kid way to do a wee and poo!' Everyone has to learn some time! Poopy Pants and Potty Rants is a very funny look at the hits and misses of toilet training, that focuses on the delightful bond between a father and daughter.