Peter Digby is Manager of Taylors supermarket, but when he is handed the chance to make money without actually putting his hand in the 'till he surprises himself and takes it. It may be classed as white collar crime but its money at the end of the day. However, having this regular supply of money becomes a bigger headache running two homes, two cars and two lives. His work colleagues friends and even family are unaware of his rich alternate lifestyle so what is the point? It is like winning the lottery but losing your ticket. Peter's life is full of choices. Strange ones are employing the most incompetent security firm around, Beaver Patrol. Embarrassing ones are ringing prospective dates only to find they are prostitutes. It would be stupid to complicate things more by getting involved with an auditor sent to check up on you? Wouldn't it? What will Beaver Patrol do about the sand? Will he cut down on Indian takeaways? Could he ring a girl who isn't on the game? Are all Accountants clinically boring? Well it's complicated, Horse Racing, Velcro, Special Sand, Women dressed as school girls and the offer of 1000 for your girlfriend to do a couple of hours 'work' are some of the very funny reasons. Find out what happens in Checkout 27......