THE COMPLETE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES

Just when you thought it was safe to search the internet, Ann L. Probe has collected all ten of her chick-on-alien sex farces and now she's inflicting them on an unsuspecting public. The stories in this book are smokin' hot and designed to be read with one hand free. If you're under 18, you shouldn't be here. If you're over 18, you have to ask yourself one question. Can you get lucky? Amy Rush sure does. She hooks up with all manner of alien dudes in this whacky adventure.

Complete in one volume, you get:

Boffing Bigfoot
Fifty Slaves of Grays
Tall White and Hung
Mounting the Mothman
Ravaged by the Reptilian
The Nordic Nymphos
Sleeping with the Alien
The Sexy Sirian
The Androgynous Andromedan
Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie

This will put your sexual appetite into overdrive and you'll be begging to get abducted by horny E.T.s. To get the full entertainment value out of this book, you should take off your clothes and read it in the nude for easy access. Just saying.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk

A JOLLY GOOD ORGY

When General Gonad learns that the reptilians plan to replace key members of Parliament at an orgy on the Isle of Wight, he sends Amy Rush and Agent Nathan Kale to join in the festivities to capture one of the scaly aliens. The military really wants to examine a reptilian to isolate how they can shape-shift into world leaders.

MIND CONTROL

Unfortunately, when Amy finds a reptilian, she discovers that its sexual powers include mind control, and while she has a way to counteract that, why bother when what they're doing to you is so pleasurable?

Can Amy thwart the plans of the evil reptilians and still find satisfaction? Find out in Ravaged by the Reptilian

This short story clocks in around 5100 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

And don't miss any of Amy's alien erotica adventures in the Alien Sex Chronicles series:

1. Boffing Bigfoot
2. Fifty Slaves of Grays
3. Tall White and Hung
4. Mounting the Mothman
5. Ravaged by the Reptilian

The Second Omnibus Edition

By even less demand than for the first volume, here's the second omnibus of The Alien Sex Chronicles. These alien erotica stories continue the adventures of Amy Rush, who was recruited by the military to seduce extraterrestrials in order to get their technology.

Sure it's silly.

Regardless, as before, these stories were designed to be read with one hand free. This Volume Includes:

6. The Nordic Nymphos
7. Sleeping with the Alien
8. The Sexy Sirian
9. The Androgynous Andromedan
10. Dancing to the Anunnaki Nookie

Stories so bad they deserve a spanking

Step right up, join in the fun because you know you love being a bad boy or girl. After all, the bad folks have ALL the fun

Warning This story features explicit sex between humans and extraterrestrials. You must be 18 or older to ride this ride, folks. Think you can handle it?

THEY TRIED TO KILL HER

Amy Rush is a lover, not a fighter, so after a feeble attempt on her life by her former employers, Amy heads to Montauk because her alien lover told her to go there for help.

TIME TRAVEL, MIND CONTROL, AND SEX EXPERIMENTS

When she finds the underground base, Amy discovers that the Montauk Project is still active. There, psychics open time tunnels to other times, scientists work side by side with aliens to achieve mind control, and best of all in Amy's view, they perform sex experiments. That sounds like too much fun, so she can't wait to get some action with a mirrored alien named Pat who is male AND female, and promises to be able to please anyone If anything can get Amy's mind off someone trying to kill her, it's some fantastic alien sex

But will they take her in and protect her from the military and the other aliens?

This short story clocks in at around 4500 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

And don't miss the other stories in The Alien Sex Chronicles series:

Boffing Bigfoot
Fifty Slaves of Grays
Tall White and Hung
Mounting the Mothman
Ravaged by the Reptilian
The Nordic Nymphos
Sleeping with the Alien
The Sexy Sirian

By absolutely zero demand, these alien erotica stories have been collected for your pleasure The Alien Sex Chronicles is a series of short stories about a woman named Amy Rush who was hired by the military to sleep with various aliens to get their technology.

Sound silly? It is.

Regardless, these stories were all designed to be read with one hand free. These tales are exclusively for adults, so if you're under the age of 18, you need to stop reading this right now. Included in this volume are the first five Amy Rush short stories:

1. Boffing Bigfoot
2. Fifty Slaves of Grays
3. Tall White and Hung
4. Mounting the Mothman
5. Ravaged by the Reptilian

If this collection sells even one copy, you can rest assured that when another five stories are done, yet another volume of Amy Rush tales will be inflicted on the unsuspecting public. These stories are so bad they need a spanking, so step right up and join in the fun. You know you want to be a bad boy or girl. The bad folks have all the fun

Warning: ADULTS ONLY This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk

A REQUESTED RENDEZVOUS

The Mothman has returned to Point Pleasant, West Viginia, and he wants Amy Rush and is willing to trade a sample of his DNA for the coupling. The military hopes that they can isolate a precognitive gene within the Mothman's DNA so they can grant ESP to their soldiers, so they send Amy to service the extraterrestrial being.

TWO PROBLEMS

First, Amy doesn't like moths and really doesn't want to sleep with the Mothman. Second, the Mothman has his own nefarious reasons for wanting to sleep with Amy. Can she service the Mothman and escape with her life or will this be Amy's last fling? This short story clocks in around 4200 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

THE ALIEN SEX CHRONICLES SERIES BY ANN L. PROBE 1. BOFFING BIGFOOT 2. FIFTY SLAVES OF GRAYS 3. TALL WHITE AND HUNG 4. MOUNTING THE MOTHMAN

Warning: This story features explicit sex so if you're under 18 this is strictly forbidden, and if you're over 18, you should be clicking the buy button already.

THE RETURN OF THE ANUNNAKI IS IMMINENT

Amy Rush is now working with the Montauk Project, and they know the Anunnaki are returning to Earth soon to enslave humanity. They send Amy with one of their time agents into the near future to try and get information that will give them their best chance to fight back and save the human race.

BEING HORNY

Amy and the agent are captured by the military. The military is working with the aliens and preparing for the coming of the Anunnaki, and Amy, who is always horny, decides to seduce the general, wear him out sexually, then escape and get back to her own time to make a report.

But the aliens arrive early. What's a nymphomaniac to do? Can she seduce all the aliens? Will this lead to an intergalactic incident ... or at least a mini-series on Skinamax? You be the judge-if you think you can handle it.

This short story clocks in at around 5800 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

Warning You must be 18 or older to read this tale. This short story features explicit sex between humans and extraterrestrials. Think you can handle it?

THINGS ARE GETTING SIRIUS

When General Gonad and Agent Kale tell Amy Rush they won't be needing her services anymore, she's afraid her days of sleeping with extraterrestrials are over.

ENTER THE SIRIAN

A lover from Amy's past returns to pass along some news and to get some action. The news he provides shakes Amy to her core, but then again, that could simply be a testament to his skill as a lover.

Will Amy Rush fall for THE SEXY SIRIAN?

This story clocks in at around 4000 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

Don't miss any of the stories from The Alien Sex Chronicles

Boffing Bigfoot
Fifty Slaves of Grays
Tall White and Hung
Mounting the Mothman
Ravaged by the Reptilian
The Nordic Nymphos
Sleeping with the Alien

(note that volumes 1-5 are also available in a low-cost omnibus edition)

Warning: This story is an alien erotica yarn for people over the age of 18, and features sex between humans and extraterrestrial beings (well, one being in this case). You have been warned.

A BAR PICK-UP GONE STRANGE

Amy Rush is on leave, but she can't get away from the aliens. She picks up a man in a bar, but that man isn't really a man. No, it's an alien who's come to warn her ... and to sleep with her, of course. Otherwise, why would you want to read this silly tale?

MIND-BLOWING SEX

The alien turns out to be a phenomenal lover, but he doesn't want only sex. No, he wants so much more than that. Will Amy be able to resist his temptations? Should she even try?

And why does the alien know so much about her?

Find out as Amy Rush is Sleeping with the Alien...

The Alien Sex Chronicles Volumes 1-5 are now available in an omnibus edition, so if you haven't read them yet, you can save a few bucks and get the first five stories in one volume. Or you can spend more money to get them as singles.

The series in order:

Boffing Bigfoot
Fifty Slaves of Grays
Tall White and Hung
Mounting the Mothman
Ravaged by the Reptilian
The Nordic Nymphos
Sleeping with the Alien

This short story clocks in at around 4800 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free. Enjoy yourself.

Warning: This story is for adults only. You must be at least 18 years old to ride this ride. Hey, at least there's no height requirement. This story is an alien erotica tale with strong sexual content. Think you can handle it?

THREE HOT WOMEN IN THE BRIEFING ROOM

Amy Rush has always found briefings to be boring, but the women doing the briefing this day are gorgeous and they have a way to get Amy to pay attention. If she listens to the presentation about the Nordic aliens and she pays attention, she can get lucky.

After the presentation, Amy has to answer questions, and for each right answer, everyone takes off an article of clothing. If she gets all the answers right, it's going to be party time

What Amy doesn't know is that the three women ARE Nordic aliens, and they are there to capture Amy and Agent Kale. With the Nordics, sex is a weapon.

But when a weapon is so pleasurable, how do you say no?

This short story clocks in at around 3700 words and was designed to be read with one hand free. You're welcome.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk

A HORNY ALIEN WHO NEEDS TO GET LAID OR HE'LL DIE

An alien race known as the Tall Whites are holed up in Nevada, and their only pilot has gone into heat, but as his wife died and he can't have sex with another member of his race, the pressure building up within him will kill him, stranding the aliens on Earth.

ENTER AMY RUSH

The Tall Whites offer the military the secret of traversing wormholes if Amy can save their pilot.

SLEEPING WITH THE ALIEN

Amy agrees, but she doesn't know how BIG the alien is. The bigger the better sounds all well and good until she sees what she's in for. Can Amy handle the big guy? The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and Amy doesn't want this to be her last fling, so she pulls out all the stops to please the well endowed alien.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk

ABDUCTED BY UFO ALIENS

Amy Rush was recruited by the military to seduce aliens and take their technology, but when she arrived at a secret Air Force base, she and Agent Kale are abducted by Gray aliens. The aliens have violated a treaty and have abducted most of the residents on the air base. They are holding them as slaves for sexual experiments.

STRIPPED NAKED

Amy loves experimenting sexually, but can she handle a ship full of horny aliens to rescue the fifty human slaves currently on board the spaceship? She knows that today's word is Legs, and it's time to spread the word...

This short story clocks in around 4800 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

Warning: ADULTS ONLY This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk

A WORLD IN NEED

When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for.

A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT

Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages.

This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.

So you want to sleep with an alien?

You're a brave (read stupid) soul, but if you could film your encounter and post it on your porno site and send us a link, we would be eternally busy ... I mean grateful. You'd be providing valuable sights ... insights that is, to science. And hey, you'll be out enjoying the night life and zipping around in a saucer (unless the aliens can't land because they're busy servicing your needs).

Aliens have been sleeping with mankind throughout history.

If you don't believe me, watch the History Channel. However, just because Cleopatra got the clap from some alien dude, doesn't mean you shouldn't reap the rewards of the aliens' many millennia spent studying and satisfying the human race.

But which aliens are the best in bed (or in the woods, or in the saucer, or well, you know...)?

Everyone knows the Gray aliens are masters with power tools, but how are the Nordics in the sack?

What should you never do if you're bent over for Bigfoot?

How do you attract a Mothman, and what do you do if more than one of them arrives looking to hook up with you?

These are some of the most important questions in all of history. Well, in all of today. Well, in all of the time you've spent reading this description.

So if you want to hook up with some horny alien pervs, click the buy button and read about how to turn on an Andromedan.

Don't miss out on your chance to make your missing time into the best times of your life.