Having struck out with the knight Judith in human lands, Bash's hunt for a bride leads him to the country of elves. There, he learns that interracial marriage is more popular than he ever would have guessed! Could this be the opportunity he's been waiting for? Or is laying with an orc too tall an order for the elven women?

Having struck out with the humans, and then the elves, Bash's hunt for a bride leads him to the Kingdom of Dwarves, and almost immediately after he arrives, he receives a proposal from a local dwarf woman! ...Or so he thinks. Following a brief chat to clear up any confusion, the woman makes Bash a deal. If he takes part in the God of War festival and emerges victorious, she'll fulfill his every desire. Wondering if that means he'll finally get a woman of his own, Bash leaps at the opportunity to do what orcs do best' vie for conquest on the battlefield...and hopefully the bedroom!

Bestowed with the title of "hero" for downing countless foes in the War of Twelve Tribes, Bash commands great respect from his fellow orcs. But this hero has a dark secret: His success on the battlefield doesn't match up to his success in the bedroom. With his reputation on the line, Bash sets out on a quest of a lifetime...all for the explicit purpose of getting laid...!