You two go together like puzzle-based puns and love. This shaped mini-puzzle by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. It even comes in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness of your message not guaranteed. * 100 piece shaped mini-puzzle. * Features two-color 'You Complete Me' artwork w/ gold foil accents. * Completed puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 6.8" tall. * Box measures 3.75" wide by 4.375" tall (and 1.25" thick btw). * Includes a dedicated area to write a personal message on the box.

Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Delightfully Useless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find...and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Who's the Boss?' Those are questions about either Tony Danza or the Mafia, by the way. * Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). * Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. * Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). * Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. * The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep-that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy. * Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way. • Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). • Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). • Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. • Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. • The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

This dice set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one those two. * Features 26 uniquely designed dice (and a dice cup). * Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail. * Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins. * Giftable box measures 9" wide by 4.25" deep (and 2.3" thick btw). * We're not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread...you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. * Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. * Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over-friendship bracelets, anyone? * Comes with a design guide-and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). * Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. * The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep-that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

Numbers are boring (sorry, accountants). So this reinterpretation of Sudoku by Brass Monkey uses colored wooden balls instead. Includes 81 balls and a gamebook with hundreds of setups to solve with friends (or by yourself if you're into that). Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it's perfect for traveling. * Features 81 painted ball pieces that nest into the holes of the included game board. * Perfect for traveling (or playing during mild earthquakes). * Includes a gamebook with hundreds of puzzles to set up and solve...alone or with friends. * Everything (including the game board) packs away into the display-worthy box. * Box measures 7.8" square (by 2.8" deep if you're curious).

What could be better than hundreds* of detailed vintage ornaments? A non-breakable illustration of them. Harken back to a time when Christmas meant yule logs, chestnuts roasting over an open fire, and hundreds of other traditions that make absolutely no sense anymore. You can put together this 1000 piece puzzle by Brass Monkey while you try to figure what exactly a 'figgy pudding' is. *Full disclosure: we didn't count them. There's a lot. * 1000 piece rectangular puzzle. * Features a vintage illustration of ornaments done by someone way more talented than us. * Completed puzzle measures 27" wide by 20" tall. * Box measures 10.6" wide by 8.5" tall (and 2" thick btw). * Minimal puzzle dust. Your human dust is your problem, though.

This poker set by Brass Monkey has everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Well, besides a pair of Ray-Bans and a cool nickname like ‘thunder.' It's the perfect size (aka, not a bulky suitcase full of chips) for gifting (and casual playing). • Includes 100 poker chips (25 blue, 25 red, 50 white) & a dealer marker. • Features an instruction book that explains the game of poker with just the right amount of detail–you'll learn the game without being bored to tears. • There's also a beautifully designed deck of cards inside–if we do say so ourselves. • Suitable for 2+ players. • The outer box measures 6.8" wide by 2.5" tall by 3.4" deep (172mm x 63.5mm x 86mm).

Can't seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We're too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that's why we made this magnetic (and advanced) tic-tac-toe game. Now you can simultaneously play nine games of it at once, but passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that's metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 74 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6" square by 1.25" deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

People love to celebrate their cats, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they do literally poop in a box and make you clean it up. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and all of those animals that they kill and leave for you to step on in the middle of the night. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of cat ‘milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to the world's largest hairball that your cat just gagged up. • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your cat–perfect for annoying other people on social media with. • Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box. • The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living. • Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time. • Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover. • Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater). • Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

What's the best part of a wedding? Okay, other than the (hopefully) open bar. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go Endure a Wedding game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards-one set for the wedding and another for the reception. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen-so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively. * Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards. * Features two distinct people-watching bingo games-one for the ceremony and one for the reception. * It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway. * Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back. * Each soft-cover book measures 7" square-that's 178mm if you're fancy.

Go ahead, use a pencil...because we all know you're to bail on your co-worker's open mic night. We've crammed the same great content (well, most of it, anyway) of our standard-sized planner into a 'mini' version. While it won't fit in a pocket (unless you have an old pair of JNCOs laying around), it's the perfect size to tuck into any bag or backpack. Sure, this mini-planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.'. See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. * Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? * Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover. * Comes pre-filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. * Includes an attached black satin bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. * The book measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick)-that's 152mm by 229mm if you're fancy. * Psst: this is a mini-sized counterpart of our standard size planners.

Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Junk Food (& Food Food) Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless food knowledge we could find...and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Hunger Games.' Those are questions about eating competitions, by the way. * Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random food knowledge (to say the least). * Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. * Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). * Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. * The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep-that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy. * Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing off your true 'talents' to your co-workers. * Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. * Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use) * Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use) * Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter. * Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

With 32 pegged chess pieces and a gamebook that a) teaches you how to play and b) makes you look smart, this chess set by Brass Monkey is perfect for newbies and experts alike. Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it's perfect for traveling. * Features unique 'peggable' style chess pieces that fit (and stay put) in the holes of the included chessboard. * Perfect for traveling (or playing during deep-sea fishing expeditions). * Includes a gamebook that teaches beginners how to play...and gives experts something to make fun of. * Everything (including the chessboard) packs away into the display-worthy box. * Box measures 7.8" square (by 2.8" deep if you're curious).

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes. • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with. • Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box. • The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

We like to say that cribbage is the best card game you've probably never heard of-unless you have heard of it, and in that case, we like you already. Sure, it's is a classic game - meaning your grandparents probably got mad at each other while playing it - but it's still as fun as the day it was invented...in the 1600s. Inside this cribbage set by Brass Monkey, you'll find pretty much everything you need to learn, play, and (hopefully) win the game. * Includes a foldable wooden game board & 6 metal pegs for scoring. * Features a uniquely designed deck of cards. I mean, it is a card game, after all. * Contains an instruction book that explains the game in detail (and even covers a bit of strategy for over-achievers). * The outer box measures 11" wide by 6" tall by 1.6" deep-that's 280mm by 152mm by 40mm if you're fancy. * Suitable for two players. So take turns.

A party game all about identifying songs–from the most wildly incorrect lyrics possible. As it turns out, sweet dreams aren't actually made of cheese. Sometimes misheard song lyrics actually make more sense than the real ones–and that's the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular songs from the most entertainingly incorrect lyrics possible. For example: ‘I've got two chickens to paralyze.' Psst, it's ‘Two Tickets to Paradise' by Eddie Money. • Includes 300 game cards–each featuring uniquely-incorrect lyrics to a song. • Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). • Suitable for 2 to 8 players. • The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). • Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

Can't seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We're too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that's why we made this magnetic version of the game. Now you can show off your chess skills (or lack-there-of) passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that's metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 46 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6" square by 1.25" deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

What's the best part of going out to the bar? It's certainly not the overpriced drinks. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards-one set for the bar and another for restaurants. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen-so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively. * Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards. * Features two distinct people-watching bingo games-one for bars and one for restaurants. * It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway. * Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back. * Each soft-cover book measures 7" square-that's 178mm if you're fancy.

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread...you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. * Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. * Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over-friendship bracelets, anyone? * Comes with a design guide-and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). * Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. * The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep-that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

Consider it a survival kit for actually enjoying the outdoors. This kit by Brass Monkey includes all the camping essentials-minus a 50-gallon drum of bug spray. Specifically: a baseplate field compass, a collapsible flatware set, a flint striker, and a compact travel memo book to archive all of your various travels, memories, and rashes. * Features everything you could possibly need to enjoy the outdoors (besides, you know, a hotel room). * Start a campfire, cook your own food, and use the baseplate compass to find the nearest Taco Bell after you fail miserably. * Includes a 44-page travel journal to record your 'adventures.' * Bonus: It all comes packaged in a giftable storage box inspired by vintage first-aid kits. * The outer box measures 8" wide by 6.5" tall (and 2" deep)-that's 203mm by 165mm by 51mm if you're fancy.

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place-and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Hooked On Phonics' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. * Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. * Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. * Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. * The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall-that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. * Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.

This mini-puzzle by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. It even comes in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness not guaranteed. * 100 piece shaped mini-puzzle. * Features four-color artwork w/ foil accents. * Completed puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 7.25" tall. * Box measures 3.75" wide by 4.375" tall (and 1.25" thick btw). * Includes a dedicated area to write a personal message on the box.