A party game all about identifying movies–from the worst descriptions humanly possible. Has your mom ever tried to explain a film that she just watched? Did it make one ounce of sense? Of course not–and that's precisely the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular movies from the most convoluted movie summaries possible. For example: A goose suddenly dies and it makes everyone really depressed. Psst, it's 'Top Gun.' • Features 300 game cards–each featuring a uniquely-terrible description of a movie. • Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). • Suitable for 2 to 8 players. • The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). • Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. We all get in a mood sometimes, so use this set of ‘emotions' to tell the world how you really feel. Put them on your calendar, label your co-workers, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments. • Features a wide range of moody emoticons to convey pretty much every feeling known to humanity. • Includes 18 pages of traditional stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones). • Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). • That's 280+ stickers, in case you're counting. • The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

You two go together like puzzle-based puns and love. This shaped mini-puzzle by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. It even comes in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness of your message not guaranteed. * 100 piece shaped mini-puzzle. * Features two-color 'You Complete Me' artwork w/ gold foil accents. * Completed puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 6.8" tall. * Box measures 3.75" wide by 4.375" tall (and 1.25" thick btw). * Includes a dedicated area to write a personal message on the box.

Go ahead, use a pencil...because we all know you're to bail on your co-worker's open mic night. We've crammed the same great content (well, most of it, anyway) of our standard-sized planner into a 'mini' version. While it won't fit in a pocket (unless you have an old pair of JNCOs laying around), it's the perfect size to tuck into any bag or backpack. Sure, this mini-planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.'. See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. * Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? * Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover. * Comes pre-filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. * Includes an attached black satin bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. * The book measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick)-that's 152mm by 229mm if you're fancy. * Psst: this is a mini-sized counterpart of our standard size planners.

An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living. • Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time. • Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover. • Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater). • Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

A party game all about identifying songs–from the most wildly incorrect lyrics possible. As it turns out, sweet dreams aren't actually made of cheese. Sometimes misheard song lyrics actually make more sense than the real ones–and that's the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular songs from the most entertainingly incorrect lyrics possible. For example: ‘I've got two chickens to paralyze.' Psst, it's ‘Two Tickets to Paradise' by Eddie Money. • Includes 300 game cards–each featuring uniquely-incorrect lyrics to a song. • Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). • Suitable for 2 to 8 players. • The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). • Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Judgy Fish is here to do what you can't–mercilessly judge all of the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They're perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. • Features a wide range of judgy fish (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. • Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones). • Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). • That's 60+ over-sized stickers, in case you're counting. • The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

Can't seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We're too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that's why we at Brass Monkey made this magnetic version of the game. Now you can compete, building words in a crossword-style manner, passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that's metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 96 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6" square by 1.25" deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

This dice set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one those two. * Features 26 uniquely designed dice (and a dice cup). * Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail. * Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins. * Giftable box measures 9" wide by 4.25" deep (and 2.3" thick btw). * We're not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

It's perfect for plotting out all of your important life goals-like the taco places you need to try before you die. Sure, this vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (like House Plant Appreciation Day, just for an example), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. * Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? * Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover. * Comes pre-filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. * Includes an attached black satin bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. * The book measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick)-that's 152mm by 229mm if you're fancy. * Psst: this is a full-sized counterpart of our mini-planners.

People love to celebrate their cats, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they do literally poop in a box and make you clean it up. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and all of those animals that they kill and leave for you to step on in the middle of the night. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of cat ‘milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to the world's largest hairball that your cat just gagged up. • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your cat–perfect for annoying other people on social media with. • Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box. • The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

What could be better than hundreds* of detailed vintage ornaments? A non-breakable illustration of them. Harken back to a time when Christmas meant yule logs, chestnuts roasting over an open fire, and hundreds of other traditions that make absolutely no sense anymore. You can put together this 1000 piece puzzle by Brass Monkey while you try to figure what exactly a 'figgy pudding' is. *Full disclosure: we didn't count them. There's a lot. * 1000 piece rectangular puzzle. * Features a vintage illustration of ornaments done by someone way more talented than us. * Completed puzzle measures 27" wide by 20" tall. * Box measures 10.6" wide by 8.5" tall (and 2" thick btw). * Minimal puzzle dust. Your human dust is your problem, though.

Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Junk Food (& Food Food) Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless food knowledge we could find...and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Hunger Games.' Those are questions about eating competitions, by the way. * Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random food knowledge (to say the least). * Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. * Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). * Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. * The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep-that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy. * Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.

What's the best part of a wedding? Okay, other than the (hopefully) open bar. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go Endure a Wedding game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards-one set for the wedding and another for the reception. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen-so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively. * Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards. * Features two distinct people-watching bingo games-one for the ceremony and one for the reception. * It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway. * Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back. * Each soft-cover book measures 7" square-that's 178mm if you're fancy.

Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Delightfully Useless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find...and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Who's the Boss?' Those are questions about either Tony Danza or the Mafia, by the way. * Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). * Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. * Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). * Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. * The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep-that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy. * Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread...you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. * Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. * Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over-friendship bracelets, anyone? * Comes with a design guide-and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). * Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. * The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep-that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

What's the best part of a meeting? There's actually an answer, we promise. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards-one set for meetings and another for cubicle life. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen-so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively. * Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards. * Features two distinct people-watching bingo games-one for meetings and one for general office life. * It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway. * Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back. * Each soft-cover book measures 7" square-that's 178mm if you're fancy.

Can't seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We're too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that's why we made this magnetic (and advanced) tic-tac-toe game. Now you can simultaneously play nine games of it at once, but passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that's metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 74 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6" square by 1.25" deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

This poker set by Brass Monkey has everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Well, besides a pair of Ray-Bans and a cool nickname like ‘thunder.' It's the perfect size (aka, not a bulky suitcase full of chips) for gifting (and casual playing). • Includes 100 poker chips (25 blue, 25 red, 50 white) & a dealer marker. • Features an instruction book that explains the game of poker with just the right amount of detail–you'll learn the game without being bored to tears. • There's also a beautifully designed deck of cards inside–if we do say so ourselves. • Suitable for 2+ players. • The outer box measures 6.8" wide by 2.5" tall by 3.4" deep (172mm x 63.5mm x 86mm).

Sure, being able to make a fire is great and all. . .but isn't it about time we start giving merit badges for the really important life skills? You know, like being the perfect person to drink (way too much) with. So get started with this set of 6 merit badges. . .perfect for commemorating all the notable achievements of the people in your life. * Includes 6 different embroidered merit badge patches, each tipped onto a heavyweight card featuring a prestigious achievement. * The back of each card features an area for you to write your own personal message. Pour your heart out with some beautiful prose. . .or just write your name or something. * Each embroidered patch measures 1.5" in diameter and is attached to a 3.25" wide x 5.5" tall card. * Bonus: All patches have an adhesive backing, perfect for sticking them on things. You know that's how adhesive works, right? * The outer box (with a clear acetate lid) measures 10.5" wide by 6" tall (and about 1" thick) and features all 6 designs on the back.

With 32 pegged chess pieces and a gamebook that a) teaches you how to play and b) makes you look smart, this chess set by Brass Monkey is perfect for newbies and experts alike. Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it's perfect for traveling. * Features unique 'peggable' style chess pieces that fit (and stay put) in the holes of the included chessboard. * Perfect for traveling (or playing during deep-sea fishing expeditions). * Includes a gamebook that teaches beginners how to play...and gives experts something to make fun of. * Everything (including the chessboard) packs away into the display-worthy box. * Box measures 7.8" square (by 2.8" deep if you're curious).

Advanced tic-tac-toe is a thing. Well, it is now anyway. Not only is this classic-inspired game by Brass Monkey worthy of a coffee table-it's actually worthy of being played. Instead of every match simply ending in a draw, our version is surprisingly strategic (& fun). The goal is simple-be the first player to use their pieces to complete a line of three like-sized circles-or form a single colored 'bullseye' as a sneaky fourth way to win. It's easier said than done...and honestly, it wasn't even that easy to say. * Includes 18 painted wood game pieces (9 red & 9 blue). * Features a stair-stepped gameboard that makes the game as beautiful as it is fun to play. * The gameboard (and pieces) are constructed out of a durable, heavyweight MDF. * The outer box measures 9.4" square by 2" deep-that's 238mm by 50mm if you're fancy. * Comes with game instructions...because it would be kind of mean if it didn't. * Suitable for two players. So take turns.

They say that you should never judge a book by its cover...because, well, that book might be drunk. This slender, matte black pocket flask from Brass Monkey features metallic gold artwork, making it perfect for almost any (pre-gaming) occasion. Bonus: it even comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). * Stainless steel pocket flask, finished in matte black. * Features metallic gold 'It's What's Inside That Counts' artwork. * Holds 6 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. * Measures 2.75" wide by 5.25" tall. * We'd hand wash this flask...however it is that you actually wash flasks.

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way. • Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). • Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). • Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. • Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. • The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing off your true 'talents' to your co-workers. * Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. * Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use) * Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use) * Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter. * Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).