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For fans of our best-selling joke book series comes a new volume
chock-full of amazing facts about everything from food to travel to
science to history - all in a fun, easy-to-read format with
hand-drawn original illustations! Kids will love to impress their
friends with their cool knowledge, and parents will be happy their
kids are learning something. For example: There are exactly 206
bones in your body. (We counted.) More than half of those are in
your hands, toes, fingers, and feet. Think how cold you are when
you forget your winter coat. Now consider how cold you'd be without
your skin. Your skin weighs the same as four heavy winter coats.
Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented
chicken.
Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you?
Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need
some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry;
The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the
daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom”
Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:
How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”
How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!
For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of
charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite
characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight
some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid,
Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the
wizard world!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic
illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean
humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
True crime monsters, historic jerks, and Earth's lowest of the low
get their due There's no rest for the wicked! Darkly hilarious and
deeply satisfying, The People You Meet in Hell takes comedy roasts
to a whole new subterranean level. This definitive guide to
humanity's most despicable individuals tempers their gasp-worthy
true crimes with mockery and a big pinch of karma administered by
Satan himself. From dictators to serial killers and even everyday
monsters like your micromanaging boss, this book pulls no punches.
Enjoy entertaining star ratings and custom punishments from the
Devil himself, complete with 40 comically gratifying illustrations:
- Consummate cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer enjoys a tofu-heavy diet down
below - Murderous misogynist Ted Bundy is a hit on Hell's most
horrifying dating app - Baby farmer Amelia Dyer spends a sleepless
eternity surrounded by creepy porcelain dolls With a heavy helping
of posthumous humor, The People You Meet in Hell reminds you that
there's always hope. Well, maybe not for these people. But for you,
probably! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cringe, and you'll thank
your lucky stars that you're not in the crosshairs. (Yet.)
This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws
for Gryffindor offers hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter
world for Slytherins and Hufflepuffs alike. The Pottermore website
allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s
right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their
place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and
Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives
deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and
muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
Ill-literacy
We value wit, humor…and brains!
Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.”
Who are we?
Ravenclaw
Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class?
Because he was so "charming."
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick?
He needed a ghost-writer.
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this
joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the
bestselling series.
This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages.
Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations,
The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for
hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What
do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday
party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of
shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
For the true fans of true crime: If you think nothing can shock
you, think again. With heart-pounding real-life stories of serial
killers, sadistic torturers, flesh-eating cannibals, and creepy
evil-doers of all kinds, Totally Terrifying True Crime Trivia gives
you the gory details your curiosity craves. Meet the most demented
figures of all time, like Richard Chase, the necrophile who
delighted in drinking his victim's blood; Gilles Garnier, the
self-proclaimed werewolf who hunted children; and Ed Gein, who used
his victims' bodies like craft supplies. You'll be double-checking
your deadbolt every night after stepping into the twisted minds of
killers like: - Pedro Rodrigues Filho, a.k.a. the Brazilian Dexter,
who considered himself a vigilante for justice and took the lives
of over 100 drug dealers, murderers, and rapists. - Mother-daughter
cult leaders May Blackburn and Ruth Rizzio, who went from
sacrificing animals to baking thirty-year-old Florence Turner to
death in a sacrificial oven. - Professor Khaw Him Sun, who offed
his wife and daughter in 2015 with the most unlikely of murder
weapons: a poison yoga ball.
This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws
for Gryffindor offers hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter
world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website
allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s
right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find
themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity
for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny
art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of
all, and to the wider wizard world.
Jokes include clever lines such as:
At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament?
Yeah, he could really Diggory it!
What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel?
He huffs and puffs!
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?
Hufflepuffs.
Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job?
She wanted to get back to her roots.
Knock-knock…
Who’s there?
Tonks.
Tonks who?
Tonks a lot!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this
joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the
bestselling series.
LeBron James is a legendary star, admired by fellow players, fans,
and the millions of young people who view him as a role model. From
his superlative feats on the court to the philanthropic work that
has helped remake his hometown of Akron, Ohio, LeBron's talents and
character have made him a beloved, larger-than-life personality.
Learn the basics of music theory in this comprehensive and
easy-to-understand guide. From classical to hard rock, and jazz to
hip hop, music is constantly evolving, but many of the basics have
stayed the same. Understanding these basics is key to becoming a
successful musician and well-rounded music lover. Music Theory 101
covers everything novice musicians and lifelong learners need to
know, including: -How to read sheet music -Understanding the
construction of chords and scales -The different rhythm and time
signatures -How keys are identified and organized Full of music
trivia, music history, comprehensive instruction, and visual aids
of scales, music symbols, and chords throughout, Music Theory 101
is the essential guide you need for a crash course in music theory
that even professional musicians would envy.
Brady: Life Lessons From a Legend features success strategies from
the greatest quarterback of all time "If you don't play to win,
don't play at all." From an underrated recruit, to a second-string
player with the chance of a lifetime, to the best quarterback in
history, Tom Brady is a success story for the ages. His unshakable
belief in himself and his relentless dedication to improving his
game brought him more than two decades of record-breaking career
highs. No other NFL player has as many Super Bowl wins, game wins,
touchdown passes, passing yards, or completed passes as TB12.
Brady: Life Lessons from a Legend is a front-row seat to the
struggles and triumphs of Brady's incredible career as an
unstoppable athlete and a savvy businessman. His unique journey
from the University of Michigan to the Patriots to the Buccaneers
is a master class in chasing excellence, even when others doubt
your potential. Anyone with a lofty dream will benefit from the
insights and wisdom that helped Brady become the G.O.A.T. -
Inspiring quotes from Brady himself - A biographical look at
Brady's early years, his rise to fame, and his most spectacular
achievements - Original full-color art that captures the spirit of
a champion - Guiding truths and hard-earned lessons to help you
crush your own goals
Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to
The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside:
Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape
Goat.
What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday.
Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed
a ghostwriter.
Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get
together and gossip about students? They’re very catty.
Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic
illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun.
Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!
Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff
hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place!
You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This
fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter
Joke Books:
- Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
- Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin
- Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff
- Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw
From Dumbledore to Umbridge, from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade, from Harry
Potter to Draco Malfoy, every aspect of the Harry Potter universe is
contained in these four fantastic books. One-liners, quips, and
wisecracks will have you and your friends and family spellbound. So
Accio this box set and crack up at the wizard world!
Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic
illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean
humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Music breeds duality. We enjoy the music we love-listening to it,
talking about it, reading about it. But it's just as fun to
passionately revel in mocking the music we hate. Fortunately,
musicians make this two-lane path very easy to follow. Half the
time they're creating timeless works of art that speak to the soul;
the other half, they're recording ridiculous concept albums about
robots.
"I Love Rock 'n' Roll (Except When I Hate It)" covers both sides:
It celebrates the music world's flashes of genius, the creation of
masterpieces, and the little-known stories...as well as the
entertainingly bad ideas. Armed with a healthy dose of Brian
Boone's humorous asides and lively commentary, you'll learn
extremely important stuff like:
? How bands got their stupid names
? All alternative rock bands directly descend from Pixies
? The most metal facts of metal in the history of metal
? The secret lives of one-hit wonders
? The story behind "Layla," and other assorted love songs about
George Harrison's wife
? What is quite possibly the worst song in rock history
Boone also reveals terribly useful information like chart trivia,
the rules of music, lists, and many more origins, meanings, and
stories about everyone's most loved and loathed musicians.
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