"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate." - Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've all lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Ed's best friend, Ann, is learning how to live with a brain injury. In order to cheer her up, Ed goes on a tour of DC to find her "Happy Heart," Frank. Ed sees lots of interesting things, but there's no sign of Frank. In the end he finds out that Frank has been at home all along - and Ann realizes that Ed is a true friend and that getting sick has its happy moments, too.

In a valiant effort to remember Marvin Hirsch, family and friends assemble biographical facts, insightful stories, memories, anecdotes, and lasting impressions about Marvin's profound uniqueness. These stories celebrate what life meant to Marvin and will forever be a legacy for future generations. You will learn about a special person, as told by the people who knew him best - family and friends. In addition to the remarkable anecdotes, the book is filled with pictures, a timeline marking his signature accomplishments, and a family tree. For those who knew Marvin, you will find the pages inside to be a great tribute. For those who didn't have the opportunity to know him, you will embark on a collection of inspirational stories and fascinating insights about an extraordinary individual.